I once got out of this type of membership by telling my credit card company I had lost my card so they would issue me a new number. Not the best way to deal with it, I had been trying to cancel for months and was sick of it, but I did enjoy the uh-oh! Something is wrong with your payment method! emails. Update your…

The Last Mayor of Toronto

Because then you need to make a version for each language. Glyphs are universal.

Caller: Say that again? Must be bad reception, I can only hear a loud pitch.

Davis: Damn, that’s cold!

No, Giri, I’m not. These fucking rallies stopped being entertaining when he actually got elected.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

I predict this will end the same way the Sandusky investigation ended: revocation of all sanctions and a statue of Joe Paterno being put up outside the football stadium.

Who?

I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

I know right, stick to sports!!!!!!

Yes! Etsy paid Jezebel $7,000,000 to write this post! And they threw in one of each item! Everything is secretly sponcon! Trust no one!

Legendary record producer Brian Eno operates a hunting message board...?

Glad the Seals got to a 1-0 start this year. Ork... ork... ork.... GO WISCONSIN!

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

That’s some good kinja!