Chloë Grace Moretz wants you to know that is is a grown woman with agency, and I am here for it. (Also, was I the only one who still thought her boyf, the son of Posh Spice and a British washboard who sometimes ears boxer-briefs?) (Mortality, amirite?).

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

“A slim majority of American adults, 44 percent to 43 percent, disapprove of their own child playing tackle football.”

Wait a second. I thought putting a foot in your mouth was a Ryan objective?

That URL, though.

BMO Field. (Not Exhibition Place)

SUB IS A HERO AND A GRINDER

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

They’re married!

Really? The name is “All Takes Matter?”

It me.

Now I’m stuck on the idea of someone trying to cut tile with a knife...

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

Someone here floated the idea (based on nothing, but kind of logical) that ESPN would go hard after Ian Eagle.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

Nice Underhanded Bern

“Sean, let me be clear, I’m not mad at all,” Trump replied softly.

"...shit."