Sexist little shitlord fuck. And fuck deadspin for propagating this like it's a good thing. He basically admits he rapes before games for good luck. I'm disgusted.

I just sat here waiting for some video or gif to load. I kept waiting and waiting, I looked down at the comments and other people seemed to be able to see it. I reloaded the site even.

Little League Baseball is a multi-million dollar industry. How much are the kids getting paid?

Trey gets way more chicks than anybody on the team because girls his age don't generally go past first base.

Today 0-1

It's better to strike out before the game, I guess...

I love a joke with layers! And immigrants.

I tried it, didn't work for me.

Oh, but when Chad Curtis does it...

He'll probably strikeout when he tries to talk to Mo'Ne Davis, unfortunately.

He really does it to fend off the slurs hurled at him by his rival, Trey Urugay.

I did that too when I was 12. My coach always asked why I was crying in left field.

HE SAID THAT THE BAY AREA IS GREATER THAN SAN ANTONIO

~164 per person on food and booze (17 guests). - Quite reasonable actually. Have you been on a business dinner before? Only possible explanation. This makes taking hedge fund clients out for dinner look like going to Wendy's. I like deadspins work a lot but is quite a reasonable sum of money to spend. If anything,…

No hookers? Texas is slipping.

I don't always dine on a city's dime, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

San Antonio officials highlighted the biggest perk of all: Not living in Oakland.

You'll be dead!

Just win, baby.