Deadspin has a long history of generous offers of, say, $2.37 or so for scoops like this!

As a Georgia fan, this is really cool, but I hope there hasn't been any impermissible amount of 7-layer dip or pimento cheese spread at any of the monthly meetings.

I was planning on proposing to my then girlfriend (now my wife) at the Superdome, so I called the Saints organization to try and get field passes. After being transferred numerous times, I somehow got Mickey Loomis' number and explained to him how my girlfriend was a die-hard fan and how it would make her very happy…

You don't agree with how the cop murdered the kid? That's nice.

YES!!!

"Northeast trash heap shitholes that decide to invade our generic city with a decent climate and agreeable economy. Fuck all of you."

Your city has an agreeable economy because those Northeast trash heap shitholes had to send their tax dollars to bail out the evil company that built your city after it shit the bed.

Looks like someone hasn't heard of my First Amendment right to see porn GIFs.

Was hoping one of the fans would mention Richardson cutting his sons out of the franchise. World's Greatest Dad

After watching Scott vomit on the field during without any qualms, Bengals management has asked him to lead conditioning drills for the cheerleading squad.

It is not fake! I have done science to the maths and 10,000 bars is far more than she would need. Proof! No one can deny this.

One thing we CAN blame the model for is that atrocious hair color.

This girl looks awful. Not just her weight but her coloring. She DOES look super unhealthy, and it's just bad advertising on Gap's part. Can they not afford a real graphics person?

"Hey y'all, the Cincinnati Enquirer just knows better than to provoke Reds ownership."

On Monday, the Cincinnati Enquirer published a story about Robert and Deanna Castellini being arrested on domestic violence charges.

Sounds like she didn't want the pipe...

It's about time the White Community is taking responsibility for the actions of their youth.

I know a few that WANT to be independent......only way they accomplish that is being supported financially by a MAN. Yeah, independent.

I'm really glad the DA is taking this case seriously and prosecuting these young men. And I think they should go to prison. However, I am not in favor of prison sentences for 100s of years. 20-30 years? Okay - they can spend the best years of their adult lives in prison. That seems about right. But if there is…

For the life of me I don't get why people think putting rapists and other violent criminals quickly out of their misery is a more satisfying punishment than letting them live with no privacy among other violent criminals eating prison food for the rest of their worthless lives.

because a death sentence removes any motivation for assailants to let their victims live.