I think the stanchion was too close on that last one, someone could have been seriously injured.

.377 is something you usually hear with Javaris Crittenton stories.

we will never know what carr could have truly been, good or bad, because the horrible line forced him to be bad.

They could have had a franchise QB, but they decided to start David Carr his rookie year behind one of the worst offensive lines ever assembled. Most sacked QB ever in a season, and third most sacks ever in his third season. Ruined him.

Never forget: Bill O'Brien was the offensive coordinator at Duke during a 1-22* stretch.

Sincere question for Texans fans: Was David Carr really that bad, or was the fact he flamed out in Houston due to the fact he was protected by a yard of cellophane held up by bendi-straws?

O'Brien might not win a popularity contest, but he isn't paid to do that.

You know your fans are dumb when the guy wearing the Houston Ed Reed jersey is walking away from the fire rather than throwing that jersey into it.

The A&M Fans clamoring for Houston or Dallas to draft Manziel were the most annoying part of the draft. Yeah, let's spend a first round pick on an undersized running QB who couldn't stay healthy in college and destroy our salary cap. Aggies are the worst.

This story makes me unreasonably happy. I would now like to know every team's biggest fan from each country. Who is the Calgary Flames' biggest fan in Botswana? Who is the Tennessee Titans' biggest fan in Macedonia? Who is the Arizona Diamondbacks' biggest fan in Uruguay? Who is the Sacramento Kings' biggest fan in…

Come on, @DaSalamonder, did you really think he'd react any other way? He's a defensive specialist.

Poor guy will weigh 300 pounds in a week.

High and inside is how La Russa wakes up every morning.

He didn't go to the game? He watched it on TV?

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

This is going to be a lot of fun when they play the Jets and fans can't tell who they're supposed to throw their beers at.

Few things bring me as much joy as writers being fired and their whiny, pathetic reactions on social media.

I assume he walked to New York 2.4 yards at a time

I love every single one of these...............................except when my team comes up and I'm too much of a chicken shit to read the verbal equivalent to this:

So, Kalypso is going to add an option to 'Ban Tropico 5' in the next update, right?