when either of them comes to mind, i think "teams that don't win World Series"

yeah - because the trop isn't empty during like every single game, even the playoffs. come on buddy.

Re: "they were cowboys for life, right up until they weren't." so when deion branch, mojo, marshawn lynch, drew brees, randy moss, et al held out for new deals, they were "screwing" their teams? At a certain point people need to accept that this is all a BUSINESS, there are terms and conditions to everything you do,…

So you're mad that somebody agreed to a contract? Okay, buddy. You seem to be forgetting that if the cowboys so heartlessly cut him at any of these points, he would be right back in free agency, which you also say that he can't reach.

Yes, all of those yankees titles throughout the years when they were the only team that had any money were super impressive YAWN NO ONE CARES ANYMORE

If it makes you feel any better, it seems like cardinals fans hate this trade, which is retarded since Lackey has been a quality pitcher ever since his TJ surgery

Not to mention - Jon Lester still wants to resign with boston. DO NOT rule out that happening.

HOLY CRAP ALL OF THE CLEVELAND SPORTS TEAMS HAVE HOPE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GUYS IS THE WORLD ENDING

+50 for the parks and rec reference

this is what i thought of too

Your name has shaken my confidence in you.

It's pretty funny that when you guys break the Te'o story you're like WE'RE A SERIOUS NEWS ORGANIZATION but then you post stuff like this and you're like IT'S A BLOG. lulz

So basically you guys have taken to shaming people on craigslist for doing things that you don't like?

But the problem with the Sixers argument is that they have done absolutely nothing to advance their rebuild in any meaningful way (yes I know they have acquired several young players - I'm just saying, they are not aggressively pursuing anyone to pair with these kids, nor aggressively getting these kids on the…

But the problem with the Sixers argument is that they have done absolutely nothing to advance their rebuild in any meaningful way. They have a valuable piece in Thaddeus Young - they haven't traded him. Nerlens Noel got healthy - they didn't play him. Sam Hinkie has already basically come out and said they're going to…

"Why is there blood flowing out of my ears?"

as someone who comes here and trolls you guys a lot, even i'm kinda like wtf. i mean...how is being gangraped by like 5 people while you are passed out better than one person who is threatening you? all pretty horrible bro

I hope this is trolling.

IMPOSSIBLE

IMPOSSIBLE

I've been sitting here thinking over various food jokes for Biscotti and Rice but instead of writing any of them I just hate myself.