I AM ON A DESKTOP AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK I WILL CURSE YOU

I AM ON A DESKTOP AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK I WILL CURSE YOU

THE LG G3 LINK DOESNT EVEN WORK, LIARS

THE LG G3 LINK DOESNT EVEN WORK, LIARS

does paul ryan write his speeches

i don't really have the energy to be clever or trollish so ill just say the rays are whiny bitches

i'm a patriots fan but I lol'd at this

it's gotten to the point where literally not a single patriots insult from jealous haters makes sense

Deadspin isn't a sports site at all, it's a personal blog.

but had he pointed a gun at a man, that'd be ok, because something is only a crime when a woman is involved

In the hours after this story came out, many people were reporting that Janay had hit Ray rice in the face, that he had gotten tired of it after a while and reared back and fired, knocking her out cold.

I like how you leave out the fact that Cumia was assaulted on the street and that's where his rants came from. I hate the guy but to sit there and just say that he was fired over "repeated racist rants" kinda doesn't tell the whole story.

i do like how we've reached a point in society where A) women can never be blamed for anything and when they punch someone in the face, it's not "provoking" and B) if you ever look at a woman the wrong way, you're a raging sexist who is promoting the glass ceiling...they really get it both ways

This country is a clusterfuck and the fact that FIFA is ignoring it is hopefully the scandal that eventually destroys them

PREPARE FOR DELUGE OF INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTERY - NOBODY HERE WOULD EVER HIT A WOMAN AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO LET YOU KNOW!

my favorite thing ever about this guy was in 2006 when all the broncos needed to do was beat the 49ers to make the playoffs, and he led his sports report about that with that, then said "But the good news is that the 49ers stink!"

hell hath no fury like gawker commenters scorned

Wow I must just be an unevolved demon because while what he said was a trainwreck, I can see the point he is trying (but failing) to make - I must be satan, if i am reading these comments correctly

"prepare your anus" is a 4chan joke. he's not seriously threatening rape, but okay - please lump all women in who have actually had to go through rape with some asshole making a tasteless joke

THAT'S A WOMAN, SEXIST

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, IE ME, BECAUSE MY NICKNAME IS FIRE, BECAUSE MY ICON IS ORANGE, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOUR ICON IS ALSO ORANGE

HAHA YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NUMBER, HOW WILL YOU CALL ME? FACE