Do you currently go to college and lecture people on everything because you go to college?

PS having a dick and running around bashing other people for anything female related on the internet is literally the exact definition of white knighting, i learned that on reddit while you were worrying about "rape culture"

"Rape culture" is a term that i put in quotations just like "Buttsex culture" would be in quotations or "Chicken Sandwich Culture" but don't worry, keep saying fuck a million times because you might hurt my feelings and send me running away

The fact that you got an MD in being a Yoga Nerd and didn't just be one of those pussy theoretical PhD Yoga Nerds makes me feel really good about this compliment.

PS it wasn't an attempted joke, it was a successful (and hilarious) joke about overuse of the phrase "rape culture." You should take yourself less seriously.

Are you a man who walks around wearing a shirt that says "This is what a feminist looks like"

HERP DERP GUYS INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUUUE

Where are all the Jezebel commenters? Shouldn't they be coming along by now to chastise Germany for perpetuating rape culture?

DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF JOHNNY MANZIEL PLAYING POCKET QUARTERBACK

I hate christians but I love mark jackson as a broadcaster, because "Hands down, man down" and "Mama, there goes that man" are my two favorite things ever and yes I know I am alone in this

BUT DID HE SAY "MAMA, THERE GOES THAT MAN" ABOUT JESUS?

Even I am on jezebel's side on this one, kids.

ITT: a bunch of degenerates who can't control themselves telling the rest of us we should never gamble

"rape culture enablers" lol okay

OH MY WHAT A DELICIOUSLY RIPROARING GOOD TIME THIS CHAP MUST BE! STICKERS YOU SAY! HILARIOUS MUSINGS! VENTRILOQUISM! GOOD SHOW OL BOY GOOD SHOW

Yeah - the racism implying that all white guys are creeps is totally fine. I hate to be "this guy" but fucking seriously, what the hell would the internet's reaction have been if someone started a site called "Texts from Black guys" that was just filled with stereotypical bullshit?

I don't understand what all these mexicans are running around these fields for

LOCAL BUSINESS IS TERRIBLE. LARGE CORPORATIONS GOOD. YOU SHOULD NEVER WANT TO OWN ANYTHING. YOU SHOULD ONLY WANT TO WORK FOR A LARGE CORPORATION. NADA IS EVIL AND AUTO-MAKERS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BUT A HISTORY OF GOOD WORKS, ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU. PAY NO ATTENTION TO EVIDENCE.

If the Bills are moved to fucking Toronto, that would be a tragedy of the highest order. Let canadians have their silly, 3 down, giant-field-so-skills-and-field-awareness-don't-matter playing surface.

THANKS, OBAMA