Jameis winston was not found guilty of anything, yet again. you keep comparing it to steubenville as if it was the same, but it wasn't. For the billionth fucking time.

HOW ABOUT STOP POSTING SPOILERS IN THE REVIEW TITLES, ASSHOLES

So basically, this guy is every single pathetic HEAT fanboy who suddenly became a fan when LeBron showed up? Sweet, don't need to listen to it then.

Boy those baseball players sure are elite athletes aren't they?

Stop being a fucking pussy.

IMPORTANT NEWS AT ALL TIMES

I like how "journalism" these days actually means "DESTROY THE LIVES OF ANYONE EVEN MILDLY FAMOUS BY FINDING THEM DOING ANYTHING THAT THE REST OF US DO AND THEN FORCING THEM TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT"

I'm really glad you guys exist so that I can get all of the really important news that the mainstream media just won't report on

He probably held onto the ID so he could steal Musial's identity then secure it with Lifelock

Uh, don't forget that he supposedly has alzheimers. as if this couldn't possibly get any better.

I know this guy is an unforgivable racist asshole, but I'm sorry - this is fucking hilarious. A bunch of billionaires are trying to kick an asshole out of their club using their clout and money, but they forgot that he ALSO has clout and money, and is going to fucking swing back. He's not going to keep the team, win…

I wanted to make a steroids joke but he's been on a tear for three years now. damn.

"I needed the protein"

Great, now the next Clippers season is going to be delayed for 6 months while they patch the offense, and then we'll have to watch them start 0-20 while we wait for the Defense Service Packs to become available.

Are you the guy who tries to enforce the rules at a Teeball game

Thanks, OBAMA

Markie mark having anal sex with a 19 year old girl doesnt really count as "trying to hit a fan in the ass"

Yeah because all of these bad pitches had really negative effects on the economy and society as a whole - however will we recover?

That pitch is like right at the knees. I'm pretty sure spending her time around a guy's knees is kim's whole thing.

After reading how badly you want to discuss the context of GWB's first pitch, I feel confident in telling you that you need to get laid