Yeah - the entire catalogue of rap and hip hop is brand new and you've never heard it before. Your name is "ThisPimp," if you don't already know Clipse then you should just shut the hell up.

People need to learn empathy; specifically, rich people should be forced to learn empathy, since they have none. Would change the world.

Women are evil in relationships. Men are evil in life. We all lose!

HE'S USING VIPBOX TO STEAL TV STREAMS

You guys didnt ever see Jack?

i wonder if a woman has ever done something wrong

Yeah because Chris Paul has won a shit ton of playoff series' and titles

Thought my $150 uggs were expensive.

Every single thing that has happened since stephen ross took over the dolphins has been fucking horrible. That guy is Robert Pera 1.0 #FactsOnly

Boy, being a slightly above average hitter and a decent defender really does mean a lot when you play for the yankees, huh?

Can you guys please invite Mike Wise here to chat so that we can tell him what a fucking douche he is

It's almost like how Deadspin has these articles at the top of their page that pretend to be articles, but are actually just advertisements.

fuck you, man

HALF the speed of light? Thanks Obama

Don't tell anyone about this you goddamn fool. There is a fucking reason you kept this to yourself. Only tell your girlfriend if you don't want to have a girlfriend anymore

Cool, just one more reason not to use google chrome (as if i needed one)

My GF is staying with her mother for a few days. Wasn't feeling well the other day, so I sent her a pizza. Apparently I should have just told her to get her ass online and find one herself, damn.

"It's in a rule book so it must be right"

What I want to know about Almaty is this - is Borat's sister still "Best Sex in Mouth" or is there a new champion?

Does this affect his status as Vice President of Red Sox Nation?