I don't think you have a Chance of understanding his joke.

Bitch regrets not getting back to the kitchen on time

"If that's even close to accurate"

I like how any time a woman does something and accuses someone else of sexism, Jezebel refers to it as "epic"

Lol so you think this is real

...what if she did file the lawsuit

I weep for the future of humanity because:

Tl;dr christians are idiots

I've totaled a subaru and a civic and a honda do you guys think i should buy an enzo

Once you said that staying in a hostel was a better option than a hotel I was pretty much done here, then you openly admitted that your roommates SHIT IN THE ROOMS WITH YOU and you'd still rather stay in a hostel than a hotel.

Your views on marijuana are flat out moronic if you think that all pot smokers are exactly like this guy, but i am laughing so hard at the parents comment here

Here again - you're telling me how to live my life. You're just fucking wrong when you say "this is not the idealized marriage anyone is looking for" BECAUSE IT IS THE FUCKING IDEALIZED MARRIAGE I AM LOOKING FOR.

AND OBVIOUSLY SOUND BASEBALL STRATEGY WOULD SUGGEST YOUR FIRST GUY HIT AS MANY HOME RUNS AS POSSIBLE DUH

FUCK THAT HOME RUNS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTER LOOK AT ALL THE WORLD SERIES RINGS BARRY BONDS HAS

GO FUCK MYSELF

You fail for writing "basketball" and not putting a link to "Basketball Jones" by barry white and chris rock. FAIL

Everything I do is meta because i'm on a website commenting about how much I hate the website I am spending all my time on.

:( I KNOW AND I FELL FOR IT

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...he would probably say that I am wasting my life