jfictiony
jfictiony
jfictiony

I’m hardly an expert on her body of work, but “Like Me” was indeed on the weird side, with the director claiming to be inspired by gifs/vines & gallery installation art rather than actual movies.

I came here to note this, it’s far from perfect but at least noteworthy.

I’d be completely fine with a 22-year-old Hillary Rodham beating the snot out of a 5-year-old Sarah Heath.

“Ugh, another Clinton hit piece?! They have her beating up a 5 year old!”
“That 5 year old is Sarah Palin”
“Ugh, another Clinton hagiography?!”

This seems like it should inexplicably star Chloe Sevigny

i don’t think the 40 insane people who still read av club are gonna move the needle in either direction, but this is quite literally a section called ‘home video hell’

you’re right, it might really hurt her future prospects

This isn’t even the only piece of Hillary Clinton alternate history out there. Besides the normally expected stories where 2016 went differently (It’s a background point with little impact on the plot, but Verity’s universe in William Gibson’s Agency is one), there’s stuff like Curtis Sittenfeld’s “Rodham” that

Timlin also played the title character in Little Sister:

“What follows is a work of fiction. So is the United States political situation”

Well there it is, a sentence I genuinely never expected to read and don't even know what to do with.  Hillary Clinton reading In Search of Lost Time while eating a hot dog.  I have no words. 

Right there with you Mr. Murray - Damned if I’m not a sucker for some L.A. Noir. So even if this is just mediocre, I’ll probably watch the whole thing. This past weekend, I just watched the semi-forgotten Cop (1988), based upon an Elroy novel and starring James Woods at his reptilian, chain-smoking, monochrome

Ooo would love to see him in John Wick 3. Preferably in a scenario where he can own Keanu in hand-to-hand. Guns are overrated (I love how much the header image encapsulates overcompensation. Mark Wahlberg has not one, nor two, not even three, but FOUR weapon attachments on his gun (five if you count the modified

Cruz? Tom Cruz? Tom Cruise’s non-union Mexican equivalent?

The weird thing about Lone Survivor is that I came away from it thinking Marky Mark and friends were the villains. They were these assholes who showed up and then tied up a goat herding old man and some kids before threatening to kill them. The rest of it just seemed like people wanted to get these asshole invaders

This movie sounds repugnant, both morally and as a viewing experience.

Had an accident? Wahlberg & Berg can get YOU the money YOU deserve!

“I AIN’T GONNA FEYA LIKE SOME PUSSY QUEAH! FE-YAH’S A WICKED MINEKILLAH! FEYA’S LIKE DETH OR SOME SHIT, AN’ I GOTTA FACE IT LIKE A MAN AND KICK IT RIGHT’N THE FUCKIN’ BAWLS!” ~ Marky Mark Atraydees, Dune

Beyond a retrospective framing device that allows Wahlberg to whisper nuggets of realpolitik wisdom (“You think you know the definition of collusion? You have no idea”)

Somebody please cast Lauren Cohan and Iko Uwais in better films, but especially Uwais.