We should single out the Timbers for praise here, they selflessly protested the ban by resolving to play like hot garbage at home. 

This is a slippery-slope. First they let people in with anti-fascist flags and next thing you know we’ll be wholesale rejecting authoritarian ideas of all types!

PREMISE

Maverick is a defense test pilot now. Since the FAA permits private-sector flyers up to the age of 65, his age is no big deal. Some vague middle eastern power NOT IRAN OKAY GUYS COME ON gets up to something, and Maverick is recruited to run some kind of small aerial infiltration. The enemy air force will…

You know, now that you mention it, I’d like to see an autonomous car racing series. 

Some people have honor or integrity.

Let’s not ignore Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Arguably more American is how they’ll be sued by Disney for violating their Iornman IP.

I think the only Friend not in character is Courtney Cox. This may be the weed talking, but the longer I look at this thing the funnier it gets.  Steve Carrel from Get Smart? Fucking brilliant.

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

Whatever statue you were planning on building in her honour, double its size.

The psychological effects of chilly wrists cannot be overstated

My favorite thing about this whining from Durant and Kyrie, specifically, is that both of them are launching movies and shows and web series and then complain about too much attention. It’s fucking bizarre.

Its those Octopus arms, he is just so angry he can never find a sweater that fits him.

Durant has become the weirdest, most bitter star in the NBA. What does he have to be so mad about?

The REAL news here is that the Peso is apparently worth alot more than I thought it was.

This is actually good news, at least it’s a temporary reprieve from being bounced off a tree.

He’s turned this into a business, to be sure, but, “playing with his money” is more a description of his entire ethos really. He got his start dicking around with some badass Subarus that he bought with the money he got selling puffy shoes to skateboard kids. He’s been motorsport-adjacent for so long it’s easy to…