Wait a second, they used John 8 as a supportive argument for stoning gays? Bible lesson for the day, everyone!

Been waiting for an excuse to link this. Here is a long-haired dude with the sweetest smile I've seen on the internet lately doing a metal cover of 'Let It Go'. Enjoy.

Funny you mention this. My 4-year-old daughter, who is obsessed with Frozen like every other 4-year-old girl, said this when I put on the Demi Lovato version rather than the Idina Menzel version:

NOT IF A 7ft DOG WAS THERE TO STOP THEM

My grandmother made this doll. I am glad that Kelly has cherished it for all of these years.

Ugh, I WISH I could turn my uterus off. These monthly bills, amirite?!?

I don't know why but my favorite part is "And now it's a whole thing with Jean..."

"cock-blocktopus"

Hey dude, nice forehead. More like a fivehead. Hair Club for Men much? Hahaha

"Jesus Christ, his face is damn near cut off!!"

...I NEED AN ADULT

Sounds about right to me.

Huh. If I was going to set up a time-lapse video of my animal sleeping all day, I would at least make my bed. But maybe that's because I am a DOG person. #teamdog #bringitteamcat

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

Pfft. She can keep all that. I'd rather be right here in Alaska, hiking and skiing with my girls.

Did you just "yada yada" SEX???

We set my son's wheelchair up as a rolling duck blind, and went as Uncle Si and Willie.

Daisy, you may never read this but you are one heck of a brave young woman. Please know that there are millions of people supporting you and wishing you the very best in life.