Sounds about right to me.

Huh. If I was going to set up a time-lapse video of my animal sleeping all day, I would at least make my bed. But maybe that's because I am a DOG person. #teamdog #bringitteamcat

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

Pfft. She can keep all that. I'd rather be right here in Alaska, hiking and skiing with my girls.

LOL. My favorite line: They do travels in herds. Herds of one. (Budget constraints)

"I'm sorry. You have tentacle cancer."

Things were quiet in New York, and indeed the constant level of disaster had diminished greatly in recent weeks up and down the east coast of North America, and perceptibly about the entire world. Lex Luthor and the Joker were causing nobody any problems any more, and that had a rippling domino effect on the rest of…

Did you just "yada yada" SEX???

We set my son's wheelchair up as a rolling duck blind, and went as Uncle Si and Willie.

Daisy, you may never read this but you are one heck of a brave young woman. Please know that there are millions of people supporting you and wishing you the very best in life.

You're from South Jersey, right? Cos up here we'd call it taylor ham, and it'd be on a hard roll.

Glad I checked before posting this in a new thread. Of course it's P.E.C. I mean, look at it. The meat is sliced thin, and you know this person made little cuts in each slice at 12, 4, and 8 o'clock so it wouldn't curl up in the pan. Magnificent.

It's Taylor Ham, not pork roll!

The arsenal is for Uncle Jack and his band of merry men. The ricin is for Grey Matter. WW dies like Scarface.

Is this fantastical enough to count? Because I think so.

"They can produce fire from their mouths, bind and then free themselves, and juggle twelve balls with extraordinary skill."