Well Rick, you are obviously not one of the ton of guys...

Hey- she's single, and she had the chance to have sex with a hot guy who's job it is to fuck really well. He is an actual Professional Fucker. From the clip on his site, it seems like he did his job very well and she had a great time. There are a ton of guys out there who would jump at the chance to do the same…

Well if no one else will say it, I will. You should be proud of that rack as well!

I think Mrs JFD would say my sexiest trait is that when she has had a long day, and is absolutely beat, I curl up behind her in bed, wrap her in my arms and whisper seductively in her ear, "do you want to make love...tomorrow?"

When I catch a glimpse of her ankle tattoo, or when she sits next to me and I see just enough cleavage to ignite the 14 year old boy in my head. And those times when she isn't even trying and she's just so damn beautiful...

My wife is an excellent cook, and even though she has a full time job, she manages to make dinner several times a week, and we eat together with the kids at the dining room table. It gives us a chance to catch up as a family and find out whats going on in our teenagers lives. She has been involving the boys in…

Erin, you were totally the kind of girl I would have wanted to date in High School...

NORTH JERSEY REPRESENT!

Dammit. Now you got me thinking about two ladies bangin' each other. (Just kidding! I was already thinking about that...)

I do like tits. Thanks!

Want to come over and watch Love, Actually with the wife and I? :)

I love every one of those movies.

Thats pretty much been my problem since I was 16.

Holy Crap! I have a Beauty and the Beast / Dr Dolittle / My Fair Lady Library fantasy as well...

I LOVE that book- The "twist" is amazing- I love how you just jump into the story and you get information about why things are the way they are as you go along. I think I need to re-read it again this weekend...

Try Lowes. They hire more openminded individuals

There is a simple way to get a man to do any task you need. Blowjobs.

If you are telling the truth- that is awesome!

Dumb parents. We got a pile of Sacajawea coins, and kept them for tooth fairy nights. The kids got gold coins in the morning. Cost us a buck apiece.

All i was thinking when he went under the chair is "Watchyourpawswatchyourpawswatchyourpaws!!!"