It’s almost like he’s disingenuous.

This dude clearly has fucked children and loved it. 

This MIT guy has clearly fucked more than one child. He’s just trying to cover his ass.

It’s an honest shame the air force won’t actually be able to gun down our doofiest citizens as they Naruto run across the desert floor, but what can you do?

Odd how the way to lure a conservative in is with proud, ignorant racism that usually wasn’t even structured as a joke.

Okay, it isn’t odd, but you get it. 

You seem bitter and angry for no reason. Calm down, you’re big mad and it’s embarrassing.

Lewandowski should be shot in the face and left to die in the streets. 

According to all conservatives though, no words can ever hurt anyone, ever, so why was this guy so afraid?

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Trunk or Treat, holy shit.

Sorry, there are good elected officials in North Carolina? 

Imagine thinking any American customer is capable of kindness though. 

Man, the greys sure are pissy today. 

Maybe comment about it in the relevant article?

Ayn Rand sure didn’t!

Lol @ white knighting for fuckin’ milo. 

Fuck, will this finally cause the gamers to rise up?

“She’s smiling, she clearly loves it, durrrr” spew the greys

They greys are really slapping their chests over this one

This is it, it’s official: we live in the dumbest possible timeline. 

Imagine thinking FIFA cares though. Between them and the government of Iran, who thinks there’s a single person who isn’t fine with this?