Stay as distracted as you can, your leaders are depending on you. So far - heckuva job! Thank GOD for television.

He’s an oligarch. He will live in an oligarch neighborhood surrounded by other oligarchs like those he served in his oligarch administration. What’s the novelty here?

Watch TV get high tune in tune out shake it all about.

Wow, one guy is fat.

Irrelevant distractions continue unabated.

Imaginary Sky Friend (aka “lord”) is going to be mighty pissed about this clown letting the cat out of the bag. But will the sheep even notice?

This law actually makes perfect sense. After all, there’s an IQ limit on Louisiana lawmakers, and it’s strictly enforced.

Breeders. Meh! The gene pool is soooo impervious to this, you just can’t damage it any more.

This just underscores the stupidity of unilinear ranking systems. Each of these fucks is an embarrassment to its species.

The distraction is working very well, thank you.

Look, I’m never one to celebrate when someone loses a gig;

Most necessary job in the world? It’s fucking soccer. It’s corrupt. Film at eleven.

One Zuul. Countless fools.

The future you were promised much be a real living hell in a raging shitstorm, if this is better. Who promised it to you, Trump or Zuck?

Better hair than Trump. So there is that.

Here is the perfect, ideal platform for playing drinking games. I know I always enjoy playing drinking games before having to drive somewhere ... the winner gets to do the driving! The game itself can be exciting, but the real excitement is yet to come.

Worried about privacy, are you? So you must have something to hide that you’re ashamed of. Truly Good people NEVER have to worry about privacy.

Absolutely fantastic optics. That is his specialty, after all. Never mind all the dead kids in the wake of his our drones.

Well, after all, most oligarchs are men ... so ... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Yes, the direction is crystal clear. Upset after upset, never a victory, with each one elected worse than his/her predecessor. You’re very perceptive. You would be even more so had you read Oswald Spengler and C. Wright Mills.