Wow. A new nobody filling nobodies with pablum. Somehow this is news? Must be, heard it on NPR too, between “stories” about food and sports..

I want another president who can murder people by remote control AND speak in complete sentences. The choice is clear.

The olympics. Goal is profit. Process is corruption. Without the process, the goal can’t be met. Makes perfect sense.

There’s a law against empty-headed celebrities fooling the brain-dead? Who knew. Good thing stingrays aren’t so expensive that we can’t find more tax dollars for this shit.

You mean you were not interested in seeing which steroid-addled “athlete” made the best jingoistic showing for the country she or he nominally “represented”? And failed to take note of the products its sponsors expected you to buy?

Imagine if we gave end-of-life parties to all the people on the planet who starve to death every day. Perpetual party time!

A mind so blank can’t suffer indignities. It simply can’t.

That was foolish. They should have taken it and donated it to a good cause — money laundering in the best possible sense. Now the bad man gets to keep it.

Let’s give them all the steroids we can. Then give them a voucher for pot based on their steroid consumption. If they live long enough to collect, anyway.

This is nothing. One of the hallmarks of his administration’s appalling lack of accountability was letting all the criminals in his predecessor’s administration off the hook. Implicit clemency. Because a precedent that would hold criminally corrupt administrations accountable would empty the fucking White House into…

Steriod games sponsored by imperialists (with token participation by wannabe imperialists), administered by a textbook-worthy real world example of a perfectly corrupt organization — and conducted in a toxic wasteland. Wow, the world sure as fuck needs this shit.

Nothing’s more fun than letting the kids play spaceman with those big plastic bags from the drycleaner. Quiet time for mom ‘n’ dad too, after the first few minutes anyway.

The Singularity

Party before country ... party before democracy ... party before people ... party before EVERY-FUCKING-THING.

Oh dear, the lipstick fell off the pig. Quick, get some more. Gotta make this pig look good again!

Never understimate the infantilism that infects American ‘dolthood. As if Trumpery weren’t convincing enough.

It won’t be a dog. It will be a weasel by definition (best case anyway).

“If you’re really optimistic, you can say that this is the last time that old white people will command the Republican party’s attention, it’s platform, it’s public face,” Pierce remarked. “That hall is wired...That hall is wired by loud, unhappy, dissatisfied white people.”

Wow, how sad for you. Imagine how many interesting things you could have found out instead. Or are you unable to imagine that much?

The Darwin Follies Game: Please play before breeding, and whatever you do, don’t take your eyes off your ... um ... device.