#BlackSlavesMatter

You’re sure it’s not ‘Chéeseburger’?

Must be the same people who didn’t notice when the meaning in their lives disappeared.

What’s up with this goddam stealth shit anyway? You can KILL PROUDLY when God’s on your side.

Worldwide deaths by starvation (which is technically preventable) far and away exceed deaths by cancer. Of course, nobody important starves to death.

That’s correct. It’s because they’re in total agreement on the important stuff (i.e., “legitimate problems”). At least well-meaning people weren’t fooled by his predecessor, which really make him worse. Get used to it. Every one will be worse than the one before (and Bernie doesn’t have a chance).\

NPR is just another corporate news outlet trying not to piss off its betters. If it’s not about food, sports, or music, they really don’t have much interest.

The constitution actually comes in handy during those rare moments when he’s not committing war crimes, incarcerating people indefinitely without a trial, spying on us all, running deportation central, creating recruitment fodder for radicalized Muslims and xtians ... you know, doin’ his job.

Sign up with the greatest military force that ever hid behind a computer monitor! Practice armchair imperialism from the comfort of your own cubicle and make a real difference in foreign policy!

No need to get uppity over an invoice that never was, even if there was an invoice, which there wasn’t. Nothing to see here.

Ban together? Ban what together? Muslims?

No, was looking for FoxSports.com actually. For a moment there, I thought I missed it.

What better way to stir up a bit of good old fashioned jingoism patriotism than simulation of sex combined with simulation of (airborne) death during a simulation of entertainment?

Her Imaginary Sky Friend sure has been giving a lot of people in America some sort of gift. But pulling herself off the political stage is a gift she has given America.

Killing mass quantities of innocents (and a handful of real enemies) takes a lot more shirt colors than I would have ever imagined. Thanks for sharing this new Death Porn!

What? Somebody needs to see the fucking transcripts in order to understand how deep she’s in their pockets?

Fortunately, none of the prohibited maneuvers will affect the kill rate of these marvelous machines, whose purpose is to kill, kill, kill, and kill some more. And to star in sexy gizmo Death Porn, of course!

The usual suspects are to blame: Democrats and Republicans.

“I’m here all week!”

That was apparently the same wish of lots of folks. Their last it seems.