“Why a prosecutor would grant immunity for a civil proceeding is just beyond contemplation for me. I don’t get it.”

Thank god a little cold weather won’t interfere with the ability of the greatest country on Earth to kill, kill, and kill some more.

But #nobillsmatter

Her “apology” for the way the students felt is a classic non-apology and should under no circumstances be characterized as an apology.

Surely the top legal minds in Florida (both of them) can devise a credible pretext for extraditing death row inmates to our faithful allies in Saudi Arabia.

Nobodies battle for irrelevance. Irrelevance wins. Yay.

Thank goodness the raping and pillaging of our neighboring planet will be conducted by the fashionably-dressed.

Thank god. The death quota keeps going up. This will help!

Let’s start a pool on how many deaths these death machines represent.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement of literacy, is it?

I can assure you that this is exactly the kind of heartwarming xmas story that makes Imaginary Sky Friend cream His tunic. Thanks for all the meaningfulness!

Thanks for not running any stories about how many people starved to death today who weren’t climbing moutains. That would have been depressing.

It isn’t about the food or the money. From the lunchroom, she is deliberately sabotaging the capitalist education that these kids are getting in the classroom. This is bound to confuse young minds. We must think of the children.

So there are a lot of (1) corrupt, (2) carpetbagging, (3) corporate-shilling, (4) lying, (5) hypocritical, (6) humanity-hating (7) war criminals out there who are grandmothers as well? Who knew.

Watching those who want to rape and pillage this country is damned funny. Now he’s not as funny as Trump, but funnier than Hilary. Pick your poison kids, best tv personality WINS! Everybody else loses.

Misogyny. Pageantry. Dreadlocks. An odd pairing.

is the auto-blabbering newsbabe included in this story for the illiterate page visitors?

Any tips for how to better remember that the possessive form of “it” is “its”, whereas “it’s” is a contraction for “it is”?