This bear’s playing the long game. Let the idiot make his video. All the other idiots will see the video, and try to splash other bears.
Boom! 1,000 easy bear meals.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

Hey, hey. Don’t discount his accurate assessment if the Four Loko.

Just because you always stop when you get to the taint doesn’t mean that is how football works.

I’m not color blind. But as a white person, I don’t see color. I just go with the flow of traffic and then complain about it later, to like minded individuals.

Is there a Vikings fan alive right now who isn’t sucking in their gut and waiting for the punch?

Right, except that teaching sucks, kids suck, and everything sucks.

Just another reason for me to move to Canadia

You are doing it right, & how I imagine Jim Tomsula would do it, if facebook accepted hobo code as a language/alphabet.

Do we work at the same place?

What if not everyone pooped?

That sounds like almost every day at work for me except I’m the only one doing those things. But I only show up an hour late and only take a 30-minute lunch at my desk. If there’s nothing to do I’m commenting on stuff here. Sometimes I think about getting a new job but the freedom probably can’t be replicated anywhere…

Facebook is for seeing what people are doing without actually having to talk them, which is nice if you know a lot of douchebags.

I observe the Snap-on calendar.

Facebook is a way for lonely narcissists to continually assert their need to be seen and interacted with if only in the most distant way imagineable.

Righteous, proper dancing.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.