This is so easy. I saw this on Amtrak

A representative of the least unlikable team in the NFC East:

Is..is this guy serious?

+II

My grandpa used to tell me stories about how the Krauts ripped up his banner on D-Day...you could see the tears in his eyes when he thought about how much that banner cost and how excited he was to put it up on the beach...truly, the greatest generation.

During the Monday Night Wars with pro wrestling, I went to a non-televised WCW show where Goldberg was the main event. I disliked Goldberg. A few months before the show, I saw a t-shirt at the mall that said “Austin Rules” on the front, “Goldberg Sucks” on the back. I purchased it as I agreed with the back of the…

I got 99 problems but the Panthers 8-1

One nation, one loss.

Undefeated baby! Look out Titans, it’s 8-1 time.

This is so silly. All that the Panthers and their fans need to be focused on right now is their outstanding 7-1 start to the season.

Thank goodness this got resolved. The Panthers don’t need any bad karma. They are the best one loss team in the league right now.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

We must have been parking in the wrong lot...since 1978. I’ve been attending games there since I was four, and I swear to God all I ever see is people tailgating in a relatively normal fashion. I feel like a bigger moron than all of these people for missing all this shit for multiple decades.

here’s a Bills fan in a lucha libre mask chugging a dick bong while NSYNC plays in the background

If I had an Arsenal of Nuggets ready to Avalance out of my britches forming frothy brown Rapids in my box seat, you better believe I’m getting the door barred to make sure no one Rams their way in.

When you stalkin your ex on facebook and see she’s got a new bae

Thankfully the tablets were returned to the Ark of the Covenant before everyone’s faces melted off.

“It really shouldn’t take photos or anything to understand the severity of domestic violence,” Rice said. “It does continue to raise awareness. It’s just a tough deal that it takes a visual for the severity to be known.”

The ultimate sandbag.