Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

We’ll force them to do us an embarrassing dare like yell they like sex in public and also they owe 12 favors, 1 for each billion; one good use of a favor would be a beer run for the Senate.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Maybe he can’t catch a break because of all the shitty things he continues to do without apologizing.

This seems like such an odd thing for people to get their panties in a twist about. Between the Russians, voter suppression efforts, and Trump claiming the election was rigged I don’t see how taking a closer look at a couple of states can hurt, maybe it will help restore some confidence in our voting system. It’s…

No, the Electoral College intervened and a electoral system based on imformation traveling by horseback cancelled out a million votes.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

Trump bragged for almost an entire year about all the media coverage he was getting during the primary.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

That’s an interestingly Photoshopped poster in the top image that might give the impression that his hotel is more conveniently located to Las Vegas’ premium attractions than it really is.

Maybe if you can’t handle not harassing women in the workforce today, then you don’t belong in the workforce.

“ Smart money says that this election will be locked up even before election day rolls around.”

Lacey, you don’t by a coat in October. You buy a coat in March. Now is the time to buy swimwear.

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

Best part is that it was on TV.