I believe you meant "some other previously eradicated *incorrigible* disease."

"We must go (pause) stupider."

I agree. I can then turn my not watching The View into not watching with full on glee.

Does anybody else get the overwhelming urge to snap at Sarah like an overly ambitious Gretchen Wieners? "Stop trying to make 'Palin' happen! It's never going to happen!"

No? Just me?
Ok.

can network just cancel that stupid show?

I use OKCupid, Tinder, and JDate. I'm kind of frustrated with JDate, though. My Judaism is very important to me, and I absolutely want to raise Jewish kids, but JDate seems to be filled with Jewish fetishists* and grown-ass men looking for "chill girls." Also, I know like half of them because being a Jew in Atlanta…

As a fellow fat woman (albeit one in her 20's), I've had good luck with OKCupid. I actually prefer online dating to going to bars and whatever "normal" people do to date because I feel like people in real-life situations are way too focused on looks. I never got hit on when I did the bar/club thing (except for this…

One last thought, on why I think I was so conflicted at the end of this experiment:

Wait.. is that personal experience from spending time with his own teenagers or dating them? *drum snare*

um. Flight attendant here... That's just called work.

But he could have just said that. As I say, his response was incredibly tone deaf.

Stop giving them ideas! That's my listicle and you know it!

I understand all too easily how a person could go down this route. I wish I didn't. But I do.

I took your words at face value. Your face is the only one you value. You disregard others' feelings as less important and less valid than your own if they don't think the way you do. It's right there in your own words. Some might say you are kinda an ass. I think you're just a little defensive because you jumped on…

If I need support I will call my friends, not look to a stranger on the street while I'm working out. I kinda prefer if people leave me alone when I'm busy, but this is a really hard concept for a lot of people. When I'm working out, piss off. When I'm driving my car, leave me alone. When I'm trying to walk from point…

I know where you're all coming from and can now understand why I could come off as an ass.

Yup, the pencil has an eraser and it works great!

I'm a huge fan of SnapRays. I just got my first batch as one of their Kickstarter backers and find that they're quite handy.

A nice thing about this competition is that vets are there to check every single dog who is entered to ensure that they're not "ugly" for reasons due to neglect from current owners. Wise move, in my opinion. Sad that we need to do that, though…

I mean fuck can her witch of a mother just give her some damned money already????