Okay, full confession: I have been known - on more than a hundred occasions - to frequent a chain bookstore here in Toronto (Indigo) where they let you alone to read and, gasp, even provide semi-comfie chairs. I would get a venti bold from Starbucks, gather as many of these rags as I could manage and sit and read for…

And she's apparently quite chummy with Jessica Seinfeld, another incredibly insufferable wife-of-a-bajillionaire. It gives me hives to think of how hideous their mani-pedi days must be.

Is Scientology not cult-y enough? BACK IN THE DAY I MADE DO WITH BODY THETANS AND LIKED IT.

Gosh it's like Jezebel is a site that frequently publishes celebrity gossip or something?!?!

I'm declaring that this picture shall be the only appropriate response to any more shit articles about Bey-Z/Solange drama.

Don't listen to the haters. Keep digging and compiling, I beg of you, please. I am emotionally invested in this and I need updates. I need a support group.

The only thing I'm side-eyeing in regard to Romeo's plight is the fact that any child—male or female— owns 100 dresses! And I assure you all that it's a side-eye of jealousy, not judgment...

1:00 pm Worked put oretty hard.

Well, fuck. Boycott it is.

Could these have been test shots (for lighting/composition), before the makeup artist did their thing?

Two things struck me in reading the comments here. Firstly, Photoshop is so overtly 'normal' now, for any photo shoot. Most do not, or cannot, recognise and accept that Photoshop is always employed, especially with a high profile person as the subject. It appears that most accept that that's how a person looks, with a…

Yes. Everyone that lives in a tailor is trash and could never be beautiful. That is for white women that are raised in suburbia and are middle class. Ugh.

Human nature being what it is, I'm sure we're not the only ones whose minds reflexively went "there". It's the $10,000 question, no two ways about it. ;=)

It seems like they added makeup to her with photoshop. Is this normal?

I think she looks pretty in both, but that hair looks flat out like straw in the unretouched ones.

Thank you for directing me to Caprice Crane's tweets. They are hilariously on point - some examples:

When you can't stop moving your mouth and jaw because you've done so much cocaine. Some people grind. Some people chew. Some people clench.

For the same reason we both clicked on this post.

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…

Vintage. Get off my lawn.