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Other than like, Samoa! LOL Where is a good place for a Fat Girl to get her some holiday "strange"? I love goin' on vacay by myself. I love the adventure of it & consider myself fun and outgoing. I never have trouble meeting up with people or finding someone to talk to - but I need a little safety (i.e. I know in

Oh baby, take it from a Canadian & just wait until Cuba is opened up for you!! I'm kinda sad my best kept secret will soon be overrun with you soon & you'll be the 'fun new girls' in town!!

Oh give it up, Puritanical Polly. The germs aren’t “germier” if you fuck 25 guys over the course of 2 years, ya know! The risks are the same. She’s an adult woman & made an adult woman choice. (Sadly one that involved being impaired by alcohol & which she now regrets - if it’s true.)

Wow Captain Obvious. Thanks for explaining an easy, VISUAL joke.

Well said! If you need further proof, I’d like to introduce you to my niece & nephew - neither planned, born 10 months apart (1 was a preemie) & both conceived WITH condoms!

Uncle Terry? then again, would he be that clean or courteous?

Judges ruling on this one? ‘Cause it totally happened already on an episode of The Cleveland Show!!

My Bachelorette Party!! We were going to a Drag Club & booked a limo to take myself & six of my girlfriends. My (now ex, then) hubby-to-be drove me to my friends to for some pre-champagne drinking & appetizers and I started feeling a little queasy in the car.

Jellyfish. I blame jellyfish...

I’m 45 & I adore this kid. (I also like Miley Cyrus & Jennifer Lawrence for the same reasons.) I like young entertainers who know who they are & what they think. Who make their parents & publicity team cringe ‘cause they aren’t totally sure what’ll come outta their mouths next & what mess they might need to mop up.

Good for him! More has to be done in the age o’ the Internet to protect artists work. I dabble in writing & people forget someone wrote all those “forwarded jokes” & stories. Whenever possible I try to credit artists - but so often it’s already stripped by the time you see it, you have no idea who the work belongs to

Less than a minute.

Kemp Avenue. Puhleeze, of course that’s a fake! In Canada the real places have names like -

I was driving in Florida with my brand new car years ago. (Long before cells with cameras!) I live in Canada, so I didn’t have a lot of experience with US Insurance, but I WORKED for an Auto insurance company apt the time back home.

God I miss Vivi...she was spectacular! Poor little thing is probably in the back of a prop closet somewhere, gathering cobwebs...

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If you didn't learn a little something after Abba-the-hut forced a small child of colour to dance to "They Call Me Laquifa", you have no soul -

I never understand how Nia's mother can retain her cool every time they give her kid yet another "token" dance. It must almost be a relief to be "punished" with no solos for a whil! That poor little girl is so sweet, yet so exploited by that horrible Abba-the-hut.

I kinda worry that there AREN'T many modern day feminists. It doesn't feel like there are enough of them around to pass the torch on to. That torch should be blazing & instead it's on the verge of being snuffed out by insipid idiots like Lana del Ray & her ilk saying stupid shit because she thinks it's cool &

"a 20-year history of mental illness"

Right? How 'bout that being offered up as a "solution" to a baby daddy of several who can't keep up with paying for the children he's already fathered?