My bad movie meter is when I start laughing uncontrollably during plot points where I should not be laughing at all. There are three that come to mind as so heinous that I get inappropriate giggles even as I type these titles. During one of theses 3 theatre performances someone else in the theatre also had a…

I love Kelly. And of everyone on that panel, she has ALWAYS been the kindest. She has always had the most trouble with the show when it crosses the line from making fun of fashion to making fun of the people in the fashion. If you made a drinking game outta Kelly's "cringe face" every time someone else spoke outta…

With all that high end crap, I don't believe for a second she's using "$14.95 Kardashian Beauty Endless Summer Matte Bronzer" on her precious epidermis! Hawk it to us? Absolutely. Throw it in the list 'cause Mama made her? You bet. But no way it really touches her skin when there's an alternate $90 product from Dior…

British Justice System. Not really equipped to deal with truly heinous stuff.

Fuck me. The abuse I went through was mostly verbal. Mostly. And thank the Good Lord above we hadn't been able to conceive children (we were trying for a while).

Abide The Dude!

(Canadian 1%, the Fuck is with Americans that they can't call full fat milk "Homogenized" without giggling so they just call it Vitamin D?) Milk is tasty, refreshing & you're just jealous that I have a more EVOLVED digestive system than yours ... Hater!

He needs to thank Bhudda nobody is proposing a law against his God Awful JIM-BOB DUGGAR hair cut! Fuck him & the Downward Facing Dog he rode in on!!

It can't be that she's homely ... 'Cause I saw her FIRST husband & if she was proud to parade his Spawn around?

Ahh, that Scientific Phenomenon AKA "The Suri Effect" ... remember when her first pic dropped & the Internet broke 'cause we were convinced she was half Xenu, half Asian and half Old Father Hubbard?

Small world that you're friends with my sister!!

Why not kill 2 birds - maybe they did it on the desk in the Oval Office display at Tussauds...

that looked like a Teigen/Legend Triple Dog Dare to me...

Why am I OBSESSED? I adore this! Only Rihanna can give FACE while wearing a frothy pink scrubby!!

It's an important night, Pharrell. Wear your big boy pants. Between these & the track suit your girl is wearing, I'm getting a very disconcerting Nanny & her Charge vibe from the 2 of you!

Spoken like some sad person who has never experienced the joy that is REAL Smarties... (And dont even TRY to compare 'em to M&M's - not even close!)

Wait! I'm 45 minutes to the BUFFALO border! I smell a British Chocolate Distribution Business!! Legal, Schmegal!!

So rare to find "Yank's" who recognize Smarties for the chocolate delights that they are & not those weird, chalky Halloween Candies!

Holy Jebus. This better never apply to Canada (don't think it can with the whole Commonweatlh thingme)! I think 50% of my bloodstream is Cadbury's Twirl Bar (a Flake bar dipped in chocolate ... And if you're familiar with neither? You simply have not lived!) & the other 50% may well be a mix of Fry's Orange Cream,…

If I knew Frank loved Futurama that much, I'd have been more of a fan of his on FaceOff! Sig knew to advertise in a later season...he wore a brain slug hat!