The press definitely exacerbates things. But it's the "little" that Jen does say. Look at the quote below ... clearly stated to remind everyone she is pious & virtuous and her ex and his "new" wife are horrible humans. Don't get me wrong. I don't condone cheating. You don't do that to another woman! But...once things…

Although I'm more of a Jarrod/Brandy Girl myself, I'm with you & Lainey on Storage Shows. Fuck, I'll drive around the corner & look at my ex's storage unit before I'do wanna watch LeAnn & Eddie!

Sounds like horrible tight wads looking for an excuse to get outta tipping from the jump. And ya just *know* they only ever woulda tipped on the $30 no matter what.

I just... I mean...

So often when shit like this goes down - especially in places like Florida, I get to play smug Canadian, but unfortunately we have the same shameful legacy with Aboriginal Kids that we ripped from their loving families to give 'em a good, Christian Education...sigh. At first I thought this story might have been about…

Oh my God, you know my ex husband?

Does he not realize the chance he took? Or that he might have been recording his last moments on earth? Crying woman in last trimester of Pregnancy being mocked on camera in a room likely filled with sharp implements & caustic cleaning fluids?

Not many old man Mertz...but a few of them do accompany their parents on shopping trips.

Holy shit, if they had Fat Bottomed Girls, I'd be all over it!

My friends & I get together fairly regularly for brunch. Of our little group, I am most definitely the most outspoken, irreverent & willing to broach the more risqué subjects first.

If I ever see the other side of 200 lbs, I promise not to turn into *that* amnesiac I wrote about!

I'm a fat person. I watched exactly ONE episode of this show.

Gotta be a College Freshman - English or Philosophy Major. If they get super incensed by that guess, then Engineering. (And if they aren't & are arguing like this...they should read their shit back & be mortified.)

"Oh! By the way, I'm fucking my birth parent, pass the jam..." probably doesn't roll casually off the tongue at brunch with the girls.

Baby Sloth. Baby Sloth heals all...

Oh Jesus Christ on toast. That poor fucked up little girl with no ACTUAL adults to count on in her life.

Don't get it twisted. I'm not desperate to be condescending. I am actually being condescending.

Sweet Jebus. She looks like the lost Olsen Triplet...

I live in Canada, about 1/2 hr from Buffalo & was gonna give YOU a what for. But when I checked the weather (after converting to American!) I found out it's actually 4 degrees WARMER here right now than in Chicago.