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Guilty white girl here ... Although I didn't 'snatch', I just touched! It was the 80's, I was 14 & he was Michael Damian, AKA Danny "Ravioli" from The Young & The Rest of Us.

Does he not realize he's like, the Danny Wood (Did I get this right? My era's Boy Band reference would be Andy Taylor, but I was afraid nobody would know who that was!) of his band & should be grateful for every morsel of attention that comes his way?

" He keeps chiding others for their opinions because 'they weren't there,'"

Maury? Naw. Dr. Phil has a hard-on for this one, I'm sure. I'll bet his producers number in ranks higher than TMZ Cameramen in Georgia right now.

Bet Jeff Daniel's wishes he could veto his 'cameo' in Dumb & Dumber To, too.

Really? They haven't figured out how to make an apostrophe work properly since iOS 6!

I want her to be my best friend. She is just so cool. She is not on TV nearly enough as she should be...but then again, I kinda like that she's still sorta the Comic's Comic...writing for & supporting everyone, doing bit parts with all of her friends 'cause they all want a piece of her.

Fuckity fuck, but I hate it when someone makes me DEFEND the Kardashian Family! Mom, if you don't like the vibe the K Fam puts out, don't swaddle your precious toddler in their shit. Your kid is not going to turn into a porn star simply by 'seeing' leopard print leggings sitting on a hangar at the Babies R Us!

hmmm. When I used to visit my friends in Northern Ontario, Canada the Dairy Queen there was a good place for teenagers to hang out in the winter and drink coffee and hot chocolate. Sometimes we'd ask for 1/2 hot chocolate & 1/2 coffee before we knew that was something fancy called Cafe Mocha.

What drew me most to her was that speech on beauty she gave. She is so incredibly articulate, which is so refreshing after years of young actresses like Scarlett Johanssen - who in my mind has one of the worst voices in the world.

When I had a super long commute,I used to get soooo angry at that! I only had a walk-in Starbucks with one line & it would drive me nuts that all I needed was a Venti Bold, but I'd have to wait behind eleventy people who wanted frothy, whippy half caf with a shot of something, hold the something else!

Right? And don't make anyone have to defend someone with the last name Kardashian...not cool!

at least she took care of her own protection before riding...

I'll see both your kids with instruments & raise you lazy stoner in the apartment next door who smokes the cheapest, nastiest weed my nasal orifices have ever encountered & has never heard of a fucking vape pen. (Or his balcony...or a window...whatevs...)

Totally appreciate that. I'm a total foodie & would rather eat Moroccan or Indian almost any night of the week. I also enjoy very dark, bitter chocolate. I was prepared for something possibly different, but since it was supposed to be local & just pure ingredients ... I was kinda expecting something more like our fair

My 20 year old nephew said it best "Oh I'm not worried about Ebola, especially now that it's in the US. We're just a couple of White People away from a cure."

So fucking mean! I'm the baby in my family & to this day I still love those Godawful molasses kiss candies. Y'know those gross toffee things in the Halloween wrappers that break your teeth when you try to chew them? Most kids just threw them away with their Halloween bag.