Have you actually HAD African chocolate? My ex's friend brought some from his brothers farm in Sierra Leone. He was super proud 'cause it was supposed to be the greatest stuff produced in the region. His brother was, like...the SL chocolate King or something.

a cure for Ebola is just a few candy bars away from privileged Westerners & their Butterfingers... *sigh*

Nooo, the Duggars! As in the "nineteen kids & counting" creepy cult family? The eldest son works for FoF in D.C.

Right? Me & my 44C's were all excited until I went to their site and saw the part about band sizes ending at 38. Foiled again...hopefully they'll keep "working on it".

You are doing the right thing. Keep steady the course no matter what the teacher says.

It was a terrific piece by Jones & TDS! I can't believe that woman called the POLICE because she was scared she might look like an asshat on TV. (By showing the whole thing - including the hand shakes, they made it pretty obvious that was the only thing she had to be scared of...)

It was a terrific piece by Jones & TDS! I can't believe that woman called the POLICE because she was scared she might look like an asshat on TV. (By showing the whole thing - including the hand shakes, they made it pretty obvious that was the only thing she had to be scared of...)

Oh my God, how could you forget Lisa on this list? I live for Lisa! She is my Favorite Facebook friend! Every third or fourth day you can count on Lisa to post -

I use Facebook to help prevent my worlds from colliding.

Jost is staying? 'Cause he's still rooted to the floor, I assume? Love the addition of Che - but I think he & Cecily would be the winning News Combo there. Cecily is terrific in sketches, too. I can see why she'd wanna get back to more of them.

Christ. That poor lamb. One breath she says "I've known you were gay since you were a little bitty boy" and in the next "he chose to be gay". So, what? He chose it at FOUR and it stuck??

If toddler bearing hips & arms that looks like they're encased in dryer vent hoses is your thing, then no worries, I won't stop you from wearing Balmain. I'm just sayin' Kim has definitely worn things more flattering to her frame than this particular designer ... Which seems to constantly add bulk where there isn't…

Tell ya what, Gap. You start seeing ALL WOMEN as "normal" & maybe I'll get on board with that! Until then, fuck off.

I am not even going for humour here. I saw her from behind getting outta the limo & I LITERALLY thought this was Lauren Potter (Becky Jackson from Glee). So I started off thinking "Awww, that's kind of precious" and then the camera panned around, I saw it was Lena & I almost choked on my Diet Coke!

Just me or does he give a vampiric Matt Damon vibe?

be nice to a Canuck or a Brit & they can stock you for life!

Maybe I'm just jealous 'cause I stopped getting carded at thirteen.

Why is she wearing all that Balmain? I haven't seen one piece actually do anything for her body. And although I am not a fan, I will give her her due - she has a great body & can look stunning in clothes. Why would she ever wear Balmain again after seeing herself in these pictures?

OMG, we can TOTALLY go shopping together 'cause I don't know if I disliked 4 outfits more than those! Kim's boobs were sqwooshed in for dear life, Bey & Demi looked like they were going to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party - wayyyy too overdressed and Kylie? She's Seventeen fucking years old! Why are they letting her outta…

Ok, but can't she trade it in for a grown up version now? She doesn't need all seventeen feet of that Rapunzel shit!