Fuck me, the world is a terrible place sometimes!

Ok, now can a man explain the relationship between boners & mathematics? Why aren't they sproinging up in Home Ec or Latin Class?

Even if this isn't 100% true, I've seen enough on the other TLC debacle Toddlers & Tiara's to know that a Rep from CPS should be ON HAND at every kiddie pageant to watch some of the shit parents are putting their kids through. From teeny babies not being properly fed & going without sleep to Tweens being forced into…

Jesus Christ on Whole Wheat Toast! What do we gals get back in return for this ... What's the literal opposite of Faustian? ...errr, Divinely Innate Set of Characteristics we flirty, weepy, church going, skirt wearing, uhhh - possible rape surviving members of the fairer sex possess? Is there an equally as inane a…

Right? I had no idea Twitter didn't work that way until the first time I tried to report some horror show spewing racist, homophobic, misogynist & xenophic epithets all over the damned place. I clicked all the twittery buttons I could & basically got a "don't be so fucking sensitive" message back from them!

I didn't even know there was a fucking difference!! I'm a fat girl, have been pretty much my whole life. Until about 10 years ago, it was bleak. In Canada there are 2 chain stores that are nothin but Plus...oh, but they're owned by the same parent company! After that, a few boutiques (lotta lamè & leopard stretch back…

I would take note of anyone that continued to sponsor him if he does race today...

"Business as usual."

Being the pad/tampon fairy is the Best! I used to work for a distribution company that held employee only warehouse sales. Ours was a third party warehouse that sold stuff like cough medicine, high end shampoo, baby products, headache medicine and all the girlie wonderment you could ever wish for! My first sale I was…

not if she's still married to that ass.

AKA the Lana Del Rayification of our Little Sisters. Someone has to make it stop...

wasn't that a plot line on Big Bang Theory (that nobody cops to watching but me...)

Being Canadian, I have no issues with you.

This is for the commenter who will inevitably post "Send Bieber back to Canada!"

Typical man, there's a note that says "expand" in the corner of the picture...

dammit, ya beat me! And yes Haystack - Bob is Archer, Archer is Bob & this clip will blow your mind!

Ok, gonna have to go a wee bit off topic here (although I hope you'll grant me license 'cause I'm at least sticking with green skin.)

I'm embarrassed. I'm a grown-assed 44 year old woman & I just laughed. A lot. Almost to the point of starting myself.

damned sporran...spoils all the fun!

Don't wanna burst your bubble, Ladies - 'Cause I read aboot those fictitious hotties, too. But I've spent my entire life around Scottish Men & it can get old pretty quick.