Just wish they'd write! How much more impact it'd have to know it was Kira inspired enough to put pen to paper. That's what I hate about "New Country" as a genre.

You have NO FUCKING IDEA...I married one of these! My ex-husband was ridiculous. Ketchup on his well-done steak, Cheesecake Factory was "fine dining", restaurants were rated by their chicken wing sauce options. I'm a foodie. I was taught from birth the different forks & what they were for, that bread is broken & then…

Not shoes, but similarly I'm fluffy-sized & spend a lot of time on plus sized blogs and Facebook pages of stores. In the last few years they've made some terrific strides in creating clothes we actually wanna wear, instead of just stretchie pants and "I give up" sweatshirts with pictures of baby elephants on them...

At $1100 we look at them & laugh and laugh. But in 4-6 months, once they've shipped from an Asian country & have been lovingly produced in a sweatshop by hardworking 8 year olds and we can buy a similar pair for $19.99? Ya know they'll be THE hot new selfie trend by next summer...

If by "being a bit of a penis" means has a tiny one, I'm on board with that.

Holy shit! MY name was supposed to be Rose. Swear to God. Here's how it goes down. There are 3 or 4 generations of Margaret's in the family who had 4 daughters. (My sister only had 2 kids, so she blew it!) All of the daughters included a Mary Ann, Margaret & Rose. My mom Margaret had a Mary Ann & the obligatory…

It's actually a family name on my mom's side & one I have often toyed with using myself, 'cause I love it! I do kinda worry with this little'un being so darling that it might become really popular & people won't believe me that I'm honouring a line of blue haired, wrinkly people with it!

Ok sweetie. I took your advice & I'm back to talk to you. Did YOU actually READ the "piece" you cite??

I can read just fine. I have a feeling the trouble is in how you interpreted the lessons. Parents absolutely want better for their children ... But I don't think ANY parent in any era teaches their child that if they cannot find work at their "level" then it's better to be jobless than to be underemployed. That is…

Do you see any irony at all, Ms.Milennial that you literally just wrote a post blaming your parents for not having a job instead of taking any kind of responsibility?

Sorry Poot-Poot (love that!) Foiled again! Although McDonalds might seem like a big old Yankee Beast in the middle of your Borscht Pot ... Technically? The Mickey D's in Russia? 100% Canadian! (Tis true! Owned by George Cohon.)

Got these in a box, too. Thanks for reminding me how much I loved 'em! Hope they sell in or at least ship to Canada...

I'm not a super Gamey Gamer... But, I was a champion Centipede player in my day. Jezziebezzie derives not only from "Jezebel" as many think, but from "Jezzball Jezebel"! Beyond those old school addictions, I'm pretty much a Solitaire, Scrabble & Tetris kinda girl.

No. We made it through the 50-80`s without all these warnings...most of us anyway.

There is a ton of small shit in the world that isn't candy.

Just me ... Or anyone else imagining "Artisanal Cunnilingus" as the name of a Zooey Deschanel fronted Ukelele Folk Fusion Band?

A "black" salon?? WTF do you mean? 'Scuse me for bein' an ignorant Canadian up here at the end of the Underground Railway, but that "Hair Cuttery" looks to me like a Chain Salon. Am I mistaken?

Here's what pisses me off about everyone's expectations with Kickstarter...

Nick? Is that you? The guy who in 8th grade came in hot for the scariest lookin' kiss I'd seen so I dodged & got LICKED in the face instead?

backatcha, baby...