All while holding your dick in one hand and the last word in the other?

it's hilarious how you're trying to prove how big your pee-pee is (Childish term fully intended) by arguing a point that virtually nobody condones just cause a woman is being contrary & you can't let her have the last word.

I just had a "girl = bitch! girl = not qualified to have opinion on manly things" criticism leveled at me as what I guess was s'posed to be the "ultimate insult" with some dude in Jalopnik.

girls don't know either

Goop 2: The Goopening

I live in a fabulous world. I'm not quite sure how or why you are making those assumptions.

I'm not going to dignify most of your bullshit with a response, but I will say that if "they" in the US routinely set up 86 year olds with 7 year financing deals & you know that for a fact then that would explain why the US went into full recession & your banks collapsed while Canada's didn't.

In fact, I asked a question. I asked what else might he have been doing there beyond trolling for old suckers?

Layers of shit =

Sweetie, haven't you filled in blanks & made myriad assumptions about "THE JEZZIE" in lieu of actual facts?

What the fuck was the sales guy even doing in the service department other than trolling for old dudes?

Well fuck me. Or don't, 'cause I'm 2 years too old...

Jesus Christ on Burnt Toast! A wedding is a fucking PARTY! The marriage is the part ya need to be concerned with. If people put 1/4 of the time & focus into really getting to know their partner and really making sure they're on the same page as they do planning the "Big Day", we'd all be so much better for it. (Myself…

Baby, your life is gonna rock when you're in your own Geezerdom. *word'll be coming back to haunt you*

Ya know, generally I come down on the "nay" side of death penalty cases. There are so many variables in things like murder where there's a slim chance you might be killing the wrong guy.

Ahhhh! Typhoid Jenny. I've never heard that & it's so perfect. I want to kick her until she bleeds every time I hear about a kid with mumps, measles, whooping cough, or some other previously eradicated disease.

I stopped watching The View when Lisa Ling left. Have I missed much?

Thanks. 'Cause I don't wanna be a hypocrite & check a "Looks Unimportant" box somewhere or something, ya know? Looks ARE important & I'm a pretty good looking fat woman, IMO. In my youth I 'settled' a couple of times when dating & you sound nothing like younger me, but in case any other chubby girls are reading this -…

Yuck. Not a New Yorker. I've only ever seen Greg Kelly on The Soup. Figured it was exaggerated a bit. Guess not...

I so hear you! I've spent about 34 of my 44 years in a fat body, most of them consecutive...save for a few super extreme diets that 'took' for a few months at a time.