Karen, honey? In reading your last 2 "super funny" replies, might I direct you BACK to Albert's response to Aedan about Parody?

Gak. I feel like I've been living in a different era instead of with a jerk husband for the last ... years. "In my day, we didn't have your fancy Tindr's or Meetup's! We only had Match, eHarmony & POF and that's the way we liked it!"

While I wanna agree with him, I'm a reality TV Junkie & I followed Big Brother last year. I also Twitter "Screamed" at the top of my lungs at CBS, Les Moonves, the Casting people, etc. at the horror show of Racism, Mysogyny and Homophobia unfolding before our eyes. (mostly on the interwebs ... they controlled some of…

Kudo's to little Abby's parents for raising an amazingly articulate & sure of herself little kid who can not only tell right from wrong, but who can also smell bullshit from a mile away!

Fucking Florida.

That's the thing. Everyone is on a personal journey. It's so hard to know in a glance why someone is "that size" or "wearing those shoes", etc.

Makes perfect sense to me...but as you said (and you're the authority on everything!) I'm insane.

I'll apologize to you for the harshness of that word because I don't think the level of vitriol I felt throughout the thread was entirely due to you. There were others who seemed to have maintained "deliberate & willful ignorance" despite so many of us relaying our personal feelings and experiences on the subject.

Don't make me have to define sarcasm, honey.

Kumbayah sweetie. Gayle to my Oprah...

Then you're probably not fat. A lot of the people agreeing with Doof ARE fat. So maybe run that through your noggin a little? Or try asking a fat relative. Not a friend, 'cause it doesn't sound like you have the sensitivity for it.

No. The encouragement never works. Usually only serves to make YOU feel better & us worse. Just let us work on our shit & take care of our own IF and when we wanna. Treat us the same as the skinny people in your lives! How do you encourage them in ways that have not a fucking thing to do with their weight? Surely…

I read the comments in order & slammed you pretty hard upthread. One thing I will say is you deserve some credit for sticking with the harsh words & seeming to actually "hear" them. More than I can say for many others...

A breakdown is NOT the reaction someone should be worried about from this fattie if someone pulls that shit. I'd be telling them off pretty quickly & pretty embarrassingly.

Yes. I beg you sweetie! Please. Ignore Doof & behave the way Smiling Cycle Psycho thinks is correct to treat us fatties. Join me for lunch. Not the me I was at 25. The me I am today. The me who fought fat for years & now loves living in the body God gave her.

Maybe not, but Doof's doing a pretty good job for me so far...

Marry me?

One day, I dream we'll live in harmony - under a beautiful Double Digit Rainbow Cake! But I am trippin' Facebook Balls...

Uhhh ... lmaooooooo???

Seacrest...out. I thought everything he touched turned to gold?