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Fantastic mom! Asshole playgroup! We need more kids confident enough to stand up & be exactly who they are from the start no matter what! That isn't a bad thing...it's something to be recognized, rewarded & encouraged!

Sorry - if I had E-Lar-E-Ah's ASSets, I'd be posing like that, too. All selfies, all the time. I'd be the Queen of Fuckin' Instagram. Methinks you might, too...

my sisters & I have a running group iMessage & that was the 1st thing I posted after watching the epi - Dinklage's next Emmy Nom.

Can't believe I'm leaping to the defence of Oprah Freaking Winfrey! (Cause she needs it!) But honest to God, what the everloving Fuck would a Stepmother who came into your life when you were about 46 years old know ANYTHING about the relationship you have with someone who has been your best friend since your early

Wow. First, the selection of chocolate bars in the US is pathetic and second, Im sorry, but for the most part your taste in them is ... Bad!

Last summer?

Is this not the mandatory Kim Jong Un North Korean Haircut? I thought they were like, all cool & subversive like my boy, Dennis Rodman & were payin' tribute to the sexy one himself - Dear Leader. No?

Fifteen & you're calling it vintage? 15 can't vote. You'd get arrested for dating 15! 15 can't buy booze! Why do you hurt me so?

really interesting perspective. I take a ton of pics & one of my best friends rarely likes her image in them. I see her gorgeous smile, beautiful eyes, etc. in the pic, so she looks the same in the image to me as she does in life. It never occurred to me - the pastiest of white girls - that she may see it differently

The best part is that you keep coming back for more like a weeble! Sweetie, you started out chastising all of the readers here, yet you can't seem to pull your ass away from it! Do you subscribe to the Alanis Morrissette definition of irony?

What? Sorry. I was too busy signing up for a MasterCard 'cause it was the ad on the Jezebel site & that's what I do. Just too busy being a brainless sheep of a girl unlike cool you, Little Rock Diva, in order to pay attention to what you were saying. Guess I'm not smart enough to do two things at once.

Oh LRD, thank you! For letting me see the error of my ways! Now I just wanna be cool like YOU!
Until just now, I was like all the other braying masses (I mean Christ, my NAME has JEZ in it!) & bought
every product and magazine that Jezebel ever told me to!!
Oh wait. They never did? What's that? I make up my own fuckin'

Really John? Is it "just that simple"? By the anguished tears on her face in her MUGSHOT, I'm sure that didn't occur to this mother as she shut the car door & locked it knowingly on her two babies when she went into that job interview!! She's been put into a position (for whatever reason) where she now must make

I'm a Kiva girl, myself. (http://www.kiva.org) Micro loans that go directly to an individual? I've personally had great success with my borrowers paying back on time & then I can loan the money to another person in need. My $75 has now assisted 10 different people. And age, sex, gender, marital status ... Doesn't

What the everloving fuck is up with ad agencies these days?
There's another Canadian Ad that really does my head in for Amore Almond Milk. (It's embedded here - http://amoredairy.com)
Basically guy upstairs jacks his music & drinks his milk. (Natch...) Girl downstairs, eating her almonds, is pissed & is goin' upstairs

Courtney Love is insane. Full stop.
When it comes to Bruce, I don't think there's actually a Trans topic to tread lightly upon. Bruce was an elite athlete in the 1970's.
In the mid to late 70's, the body builders had figured out the full concept of doping, including the need to "cycle". But that news hadn't
made it

Not that I wanna get all smug & superior 'cause we still have plenty o' problems, but once again - happy to be Canadian! World Vision Canada has different rules - http://www.worldvision.ca/CUSTOMERSERVIC…
We have strict privacy laws in place that prevent even ASKING stuff like sexual preference or marital status! It's

Just watched Boy George on Fashion Police & he was so awesome (as usual...)
I'm not directly quoting, but he said something to the effect of 'I'm not quite sure why people get so riled up about sexuality. My being gay takes up about 2 hours of my month. There are many other things to talk about.'
That was so perfect!

Oh bugger me! This isn't about any kind of "shaming"! Look at the woman's picture for Chrissakes! Gaunt is ... apt!

You bought him, you broke him! He was fine when he left here.
- Sincerely, Canada