Careful, this is how new religions get started…

Lake Forest, near Chicago.

Out here in the Bay Area, we don't go for that kind of waste. Instead, we line up and take turns at the udder.

Looking forward to this but…

I was part of a circle of misfits at a dumpy Midwestern liberal arts college. We did a little Secret Santa my freshman year, and a skinny gothic dude whom I used to laugh at behind his back got me a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook. As a skateboarder and punk-lover, I was deeply touched. I was also ashamed that I'd been…

Alice Lowe is very funny. In Sightseers, I chuckled at her crotch-less homemade panties and the fact that she was having a romance from someone from capoeira class. And she got an A in Garth Marenghi.

The original comment was deleted, so I feel embarrassed leaving my doodle hanging out in the cold air. It's shrunken up and blue, like a little robin's egg in a nest of brambles. That's what my response comment feels like now.

Let's just say that if I worked with Hannity, I'd definitely get my fist out and focus its laser pointer on his smug face. I've had hands since I was an embryo, so I could definitely show him my fist in a professional and safe manner for educational purposes only.

It wasn't great, but it had a few funny moments. The corpse-paint ice cream scene. The dildo attack. The jerky friend arranging the corpses into 69 position.

I keep my Malick feelings in several discrete mental boxes. The first, most important box holds the holiest of holies: The Thin Red Line. I love the philosophizing, the character moments, the beauty, the performances. This film does it all.

I struggle with this proposition. I tend to hate both the game and the player. Capitalism may disempower and divide us. Modern life and technology may harass us and endlessly distract us. But none of those things singles people out for rape and murder threats.

I'm guessing it's something like: These trolls are just badly damaged people. We should hate the social and economic forces that damaged them. After all, don't these same forces damage us? This whole dispute is just a trick to distract us. Now we're just two damaged parties fighting over how we express our…

What do they do? Reveal the identities of KKK members? Get racist harassers fired from their jobs?

Clearly: If you think a racist troll is a bad person, then you're the bad person because you're being manipulated by the elite. And the elite are the real bad guys. Because they want you to hate racists. Easy peasy.

I lived overseas for awhile and for some reason had access to the show about the Duggars and their strange sex-cult family. I watched it and also caught a few episodes of a show about women choosing wedding dresses. I felt like these shows revealed all kinds of uniquely American pathologies to people all around the…

And an exploding boom box to the ear.

This is actually less offensive than Yiannopoulos' Twitter attacks and history of calling out particular victims for Two Minutes hate at his rallies. It's ironic that these comments—which you'd have to be severely deluded to take as an "endorsement" of pedophilia—are what finally drew a rebuke from the so-called…

What makes you think a director working in China's deeply nationalistic film industry would be interested in whitewashing?

Is that all it takes to do more than anyone to help the city?

This guy is clearly using the Polyfuze Method.