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It's not a great book, either.

What's really funny is that all the mouth-breathing, flag-pattern-white-beater-wearing fake Patriots® all voted for this obvious traitor and con man.

Thanks!

"You PC fascists! Don't tell me about current events, tell me if this comedy is funny!"

Death by a thousand cuts. The millions won't see all the trolling. They might hear
about the occasional Meryl Streep speech, but they won't be exposed to the entire torrent.

I'm starting to think Rapaport's podcast might be fake news.

Thanks! I bought a streaming copy on Amazon, and now I'm kind of regretting it. I want those special features!

Cool, thank you for that. I bought a streaming copy on Amazon but haven't tucked in yet.

Has anyone seen his first movie, "Murder Party?"

And the entire contents of Wikipedia.

The whole Bible.

Picture this: A new show starring Richard Marx and Iron Maiden front man and jumbo jet pilot Bruce Dickinson. The two rockers fly into trouble spots around the globe, rescuing people. Each episode, an unruly passenger will face off against Marx and end up in ropes. Then Marx and Dickinson will laugh over their

I think these movies are less scary than the news. I used to get nightmares whenever Ronald Regan talked about nuclear
weapons. At least with the space marines in Aliens, you get to see them
fighting back. They have some agency.

Mmm, I think the scene where he kicks in the door and shoots the Sarah Connor who's a mother is pretty heavy.

The scene where Arnold kicks in the door and shoots one of the other Sarah Connors is so goddamn brutal. I watched the original a couple years ago and was surprised by how hard it is. It's not the low-stakes sci-fi shoot-em-up I thought I'd seen as a kid.

I confess: I like Fuckheadi food.

"His fully dressed body is lowered over a naked woman like a drawbridge."

The lazy title is there to let us know the movie will have an irreverent slobs vs. snobs vibe, just like in those 80s flicks that comedy nerds are supposed to revere. It's the same for all those "Bad Something" movies (Bad Santa excepted, obviously).

In post-fact America, anyone can be a white supremacist. What a country!

There's a new sheriff in town… And he's a small bouncer!