Yes. No. Wait, what do you mean?

Woah, woah, woah! I didn't think it was possible to think unfavorably of the guy who gave us Thief, Manhunter and Heat. This is going to take some time to process.

And they both had erections.

I kind of liked the name Unicorn Hard-On. Then again, I also liked the name Goblin Cock.

Any love for "This Place Sucks" by The Queers? (Though, I prefer the New Bomb Turks version)

Hong Kong is too crowded, in my opinion. Also, the food is better in Beijing. And the music scene is better there, too. I highly recommend the band Shake Hands With Danger.

My neck. My back. My neck AND my back. I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for $20.

Sorry, I could do a whole line of Red quotes.

You know, the beach cruiser. It's just like it's both ours.

My father touched my butthole. That's why I'm on your penny.

I'll pick Dethklok, which, I guess, makes me Fatty Dingdong.

Correct. This is the one I was looking for.

I'm just happy to share it.

A buddy of mine gave me a hilarious live track of Jimi Hendrix jamming while Jim Morrison repeatedly slurs "fuck her in the ass! fuck her in the ass!"

No. The song from Friends makes me see red. My fingers reflexively ball up into angry fists whenever I hear that noodling guitar bit at the beginning.

I've already agreed with a lot of the posts here, so I hope I don't appear greedy by adding Metalocalypse into the mix.

Sorry, I was negligent in not posting. Listen to those synths! That guitar! Look at the swooping helicopter!

Damn. Agreed. Those bass slides that start it off have soul to spare.

I confess to admiring all the jiggling in the Miami Vice intro when I was a youngster. I waited on it each week.

I was just thinking about posting on this one. This and the Magnum PI song take the prize. Or the top two prizes.