Yes, because obviously if you don't care about one inconsequential thing, you should never care about anything else, ever again. It's only logic. You have cracked the motherfucking code.
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I hear Bitter and Resentful Comics had some good reading material.
Mmmm… Potato salad…
It's coming to delicious potato salad.
It's called multitasking.
Speaking of having little, do be sure to let us know how your next doomed venture turns out. <3
After about the tenth child born with a birth defect, I would probably say, "Hey, you know what? Maybe we should stop."
No. Potato salad.
Haven't you already posted this link once? Once is annoying, twice is spamming.
He also says he "hates to be that guy" when obviously he lives to be "that guy," so I kind of suspect you should take what he says with a grain of salt.
It's good that you recognize that. Now, be a better person, and not some schmuck that gets pissy and indignant because someone else had an unbelievably lucky windfall.
No. Potato salad.
If they're as pissy, hypocritical, and bitter as you, small wonder they can't raise the money on their own.
You do know that the Red Cross gets millions of dollars in donations every year, and that this guy's Kickstarter potato salad isn't going to suddenly cripple them, right?
Eh, you probably would have majored in something worthless, like philosophy or art. But, potato salad! It's so practical!
Other people obviously do. Why is it so important to you what other people do with their money? Your concern should stop with your decision that it's not worth yours.
Sorry, attention whores. It's only cute once.
No need to apologize. Your spiteful acrimony is enough.
When you throw the word "better" into it, it's not a suggestion, sweetums, it's an angry, entitled demand.
Ugh. That face. He looks like Alfred E. Neuman, if Alfred's motto had been, "What, me smuggy?"