Nice, verrrry nice

Blind ones.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I was thinking more of how bananas are one of those things you’re supposed to eat when you have vicious diarrhea.

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

No James, eating while not hungry will make you go bananas

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

says “Eh, ain’t no big thing, tbh.”

This was a gorgeous piece of writing. I can definitely relate to a lot that’s here (huge Prince fan, lost my dad too early, etc.), but this part...

“We associate being freshly showered with being attractive and pleasing, so we tend towards showering often to feel better.”

Yeah, I mean, that’s what I was feeling. I can understand how “biological gender” could be offensive, but as far as “biological sex” is concerned, that one is pretty grounded in terms of being scientifically relevant. I mean, if you think your doctor is being oppressive when they’re asking you what your biological sex…

Best movie review ever. Madeleine I just want to read all your high movie reviews. IS THIS A SERIES? CAN IT BE? PLEASE? You could have Jezebel buy your weed. How awesome would that be?

Clearly a woman can’t have been assaulted unless she’s crying and whimpering in the witness stand. And everyone knows that if a woman gives consent once, that covers every sexual encounter between her and a man, even retrospectively.

Phew! Okay, I’ll pay my taxes this year.

You know our city will defend mediocre men until the cows come home. Don't act like this shit is new. People are crying about a dead, crack-abusing, drunken wife-beater who the police didn't even bother publicly outing.

Yeah, cause who can trust the testimony of a woman, much less several women who are obviously in cahoots.

As usual, women pay the price for sex. As usual, men can beat and denigrate women but the women are the ones who are on trial. Fuck this judge, fuck the media, and especially fuck that asswipe Ghomeshi.