Huh. And I had heard such good things about mashed onion.

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

FUCK these people and let’s let them lie in bed dying of meningitis and see if they refuse fucking medical care. Reminds me of my religious zealot cousin who refused to get prenatal care and insisted on a half-assed home birth but quickly raced her ass to the hospital when the baby wasn’t breathing and needed a…

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

It is far worse than heartbreaking:( Everyone’s relative is “toxic” now: “just get them out of your life.”) I am the ‘blacksheep’ in a highly opportunistic, grasping/greedy narrow-minded family. They Gaslit me hard to keep me out of sight. I stand to gain a sizeable inheritance, but I never will. They want it, and…

China is a great example of what happens when you don’t have (actually enforced) regulations on a whole lot of levels. Ok, also the entire history of Western civilization shows that, but China shows just how disastrous the lack of enforced regulations is in modern society. Whenever I hear someone talking about how…

Yeah, I could believe a one-off response of “ok well do it already” was a (misguided) attempt at tough love, maybe thinking he would break the cycle of suicidal ideation if she could get him to admit he didn’t want to go through with it.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

When one person bullies another into suicide using social media and other means, people in general agree they should be culpable. This woman’s actions would seem to be pretty the same, the only issue is whether she has an insanity defense. From an intent perspective, she clearly intended her boyfriend to harm himself,…

Yup therr were way worse texts than the ones posted above. This case totally terrified me becsuse it reminded me pure evil really does exist.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

All you need to know about Holtzclaw is that when a cop in his department saw a pro-Holtzclaw article being shared on Facebook he lost his shit. He was fucking furious and had to refute it. (And almost accidentally jeopardized the case and said a couple of questionable things.)

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

then we cross that bridge when we get there. But I’m not going to comment on a grossly hypothetical situation that has no evidence to support it when discussing such a serious situation. That’s Nancy Grace shit.

fuck off, idiot

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

I like to treat myself to a “Sorry Men Suck” cake every Wednesday. Also known as just “cake”.

But no semen, right? That would be gay.

On my high school basketball team, we were teammates and friends. These are people you spend many hours a week with. Why would you want to traumatize them? Why would you want them to hate you? Who messed up along the way to let it get this bad? This whole thing makes me sick.