Did you see your cult leader get crushed by Joey? Go cry in the corner, comrade dumbfuck.

We did. In overwhelming fashion. And the “old man" complaints are mighty rich coming from the supporters of the 78 year old who had a heart attack five months ago.

“So pieces about how Bernie is a great candidate are now looking useless. I think we need to just throw shade at Biden. That’s gonna get the clicks. And if needlessly trashing the democratic candidate every day also ends up getting us four more years of Trump, that just means *more clicks*! We can’t lose!”

As the daughter of a former UAW president. Biden spoke the language. Nothing at all anti-union here.

It’s fine, and Bernie Sanders will never, ever be president.

This just makes me like Biden more, frankly. People who insist on owning ANY gun ARE horses-asses

So we are criticizing Biden for passionately defending his automatic riffles stance? These are weapons liberals all claim to want off the streets. But it’s Biden not the other yelly old guy beloved on this site, so he must be mocked. Maybe we avoid own goaling ourselves this time around? 

The “substance” of the entire Bernie campaign is that old white man writing checks he damn well knows his ass can’t cash.

So, let me sure I understand the knife edge you are walking. Being opposed to a site posting videos of fourteen year old girls being raped is only good if you are also NOT opposed to the same site posting videos of 14 men ejaculating on a face of a sobbing girl, provided said girl is eighteen not fourteen and is…

Jezebel: We pick and chose from legitimate news sources to give you the middle class white girl woke view.

Hate to break it to you, Garrett, but Warren is going to “sell her soul” too. She’s not a fucking moron so she wont be endorsing your cult leader. The reason you cant comprehend why people wont endorse him is because only fucking idiots like support Bernie. Like Hillary said, “Nobody like Bernie”.

I’m dying to hear more political hot takes from the basic white bros who stream Chapo Trap House

The DNC’s corrupt, dirty policy of making voters under 29 show up at the polls instead of voting through retweets means they stole the election

Great. Good to see the Bernie Cult of Personality is ready to fight the real enemy ... Joe Biden. I can’t wait to read the 100000000000 twitter threads and jezebel posts about how Biden and Trump are one in the same. Also can’t wait to read the 100000000000 twitter threads and jezebel posts crying out in disbelief…

It’s called pragmatism.  

Meanwhile, on cable news, this incident seems to have received little coverage. Hm, okay!

So the next few months are gonna be all about the giant conspiracy against Bernie? I’m bored in advance.

No, they only started calling her a snake when she claimed that Bernie said a woman couldn’t be president and that he was badmouthing her. Two things he has never done.

So you're saying it's like people concerned about Gun Violence supporting Bernie? 

The far left morons here keep their heads firmly up their asses and have no idea what the real world looks like.