That's extraordinarily fucked up.

I'm really uncomfortable with what she posted...

I heard the video and read the transcript. That line wasn't mentioned.

Okay, I watched all the snapchat videos and I didn’t really hear him include the line “I made that bitch famous.” Did anyone else?

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

Expect a post from her about how she’s being BULLIED on social media about any minute now.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

and her regret that “black people have to act belligerent” to be heard.

Oh, well, I’m sure the support of that falafel-fucker will help Roger Ailes’s reputation.

I couldn’t even get past the Fox News “insider”’s first sentence. Throwing in feminist icon as a dig at Megyn? Who is this woman-hating “insider”? Just look at how many mysoginistic undertones there are in there. WHO TALKS LIKE THIS STILL??? IT IS 2016.

Oh, c’mon. Would it really surprise anyone if it turns out he’s been harassing the hell outta Miz Kelly for ages, and he’s sweating his diaper wondering if she’ll spill the beans? Sheeeit. They’re probably negotiating her hush money figure as we sit here typing.

I’m confused about that, too. We go through pretty extensive sexual harassment training every year, mandated by HR. They are pretty clear about the fact that a) it’s not sexual unless it’s only based on gender (i.e., he gives everyone in the office birthday spankings so it’s only ‘inappropriate’!), and b) it’s not…

Mmm... not so much. The entrance exams are not easy.

Oh I know! Smart people, especially smart women, that indulge their intellect without being appropriately self-deprecating are just THE WORST. Who do they think they are? Why do they have to be so serious and why can't they be more funny? I bet they secretly think they're better than all of us.

LIES! ALL LIES!

For reasons I can’t completely express right now because I’m sleepy, the emails, with their overly complicated wording and ridiculous “Look at me! Look at me!” tone, made me laugh when juxtaposed against a bunch of photos of Portman in bathing suits. I feel like the writer in the Times is trolling really successfully…

This is the best segment of the whole thing, from Portman:

“I am woefully lacking ritual in my life, which is among the hardest things and best things about my work. I will never have the boredom or repetitiveness of an office. But every job takes me to a new place with a new schedule, and it requires a reinvention of…

We all write awful emails. But sharing your emails with the public is like the fucking zenith of narcissism.

Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer are insufferable, narcissistic semi-intellectuals?

If you go to the “profile” itself, you’ll see it’s illustrated solely with pictures of Natalie Portman in two-piece bathing suits and sweaters. That’s it. Beautiful mind, indeed.