“And there were some [LGBT people] there, but it was mostly Latinos.”

Kim’s naked pics are so passé.

Ha! Well, sorry to hear about the incident. Sounds like you came out of it alright :)

“...two of the girl testers...”

Maybe he was good at another sport. I’d like to hear about that, too.

I became clinically depressed at 17 after breaking up with my boyfriend. It was terrible. Never once did I think about hurting or murdering him, or anyone else. Because you don’t kill people just because you are angry or sad. Who gives a flying fuck if a teenager is sad about their breakup? Self-centered, narcissistic…

Breaking news is saying they recovered the body.

It’s negligent. Disney should have known there were gators there or erred on the side of caution by posting signs, since they cater to out-of-state visitors. Still, sometimes life is dangerous. Adults should contemplate possible dangers, especially when they’re responsible for a tiny human.

Yes, but I’m 2 and therefore I didn’t read the previously posted joke you reference. Actually, I wasn’t meaning to joke. I more meant that this poor kid was eaten because his parents made a bad choice. At best one of the parents should have been eaten; at least they can read the sign and have some extra years of life…

And it sounds like you probably shouldn’t! ;)

Where were you? Just curious. I love FL beaches.

I love Florida. The Redneck Riviera has the most beautiful beaches in the (continental) U.S.

Get out of here. The gulf coast of Florida is way more beautiful than the Atlantic.

Yeah, I don’t know. I traveled to rural Kenya and opted to not go on my usual outdoor runs because - you know - African animals. There weren’t any signs. I just know that Kenyan wildlife is different than the squirrels and deer I see on my runs at home in Texas. We like to blame someone else for anything that happens,…

Alligators inhabit Florida. It’s their home. It seems Disney didn’t think there were alligators there, but there were. Like I pay the mortgage at my house and the gnats do not, but sometimes they wind up in there anyway. Luckily they can’t eat me.

I agree. Though it sounds like it wasn’t known that alligators were in the area.

Most 2-year-olds can’t read, though.

I propose we enact a draft for 7-year-old girls, because Ted Cruz is against it.

“Young girls” aren’t 18. 18-year-olds are women, or maybe young women. Young girls would be, what, like 6?

Fair point.