“Why are we just finding this out?”

“Abolish the NRA.”

Black people can stay at my home anytime.

Hey, its a free country. You can read whatever you like. Not like I’m judging. Heck, before it was shut down, I used to read Gawker every now and again.

You know it’s sad when Jared Leto was a better method actor as The Joker. And I say this as somebody who loves Hiddles as an actor and can’t stand Leto so much that I want to be Edward Norton in that scene in Fight Club where he punches the shit out of Leto.

I seriously got such a chill up my spine that I physically shook.

True story. Literally any other reason would have been more plausible than that.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

My ex-husband. Which explains a lot, including why my cat is missing.

Look, I am just not that desperate for man-ass in my day-to-day. A guy’s gotta have more than just sweet cheeks to offer, you know? You want a guy you can take home to Mom, the whole package.

lol for real. literally no one believes that shit.

Vegans, presumably.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

POOR TAY TO

The rep’s statement lost credibility the second they said that the relationship ended because “Taylor wanted privacy.” Homegirl makes eye contact and smirks at every camera pointed in her direction.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Hush was great, and the element of the deaf protagonist was novel, interesting, and well implemented as a plot device. Really good movie.

Her fetishization of suffering is horrifying. It made me think of a new game called “Who Said It? Mother Theresa or Pinhead?”

This must be where the legend of the The Changeling comes from. It’s all the fault of the minor deity Jaatblu, the Confuser.