Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

You sir, are the master of Photoshop.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

If any demographic loves a Swedish mock-Satanic heavy metal band performing as if they were a 1960s group, surely it’s Jezzies in a thread dunking on a former VP for being so old he has dentures. That Venn diagram is basically a single circle.

The same people who accused her of being a “neo-liberal, corporate shill, empty suit politician who didn’t actually care about helping people” weirdly have this idea that she should be solving the whole world’s problems now that they succeeded in driving her out of politics.

Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously…

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Even as recently as, say, 15 or 20 years ago, the typical person didn’t read the New York Times regularly, and certainly didn’t read the opinion section regularly. And yet, you probably knew, through osmosis or whatever, that it was the paper of record, written by elites, with its opinion section being the most…

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

I think Drew’s point was that he chose to leave the NFL in what should have been the prime of his career to pursue other, non-football interests. He didn’t keep football as the #1 thing in his life, the way the powers that be want players to do.

Fucking Cousins, I believe.

“I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek…

FDR, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Kirk.

After seeing his abominable grilling methods, it’s nice to see him getting introduced to sous vide.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

The Yankees might be the odds-on favorite to win the World Series this year, but the Clippers are still gonna be fun to watch.

His first step isn’t fast enough. I could beat him.

But that’s literally what people’s problem with the Peck article is? Peck decided that because Buttigieg is a corporate Dem who didn’t emerge from a culture of radical queer activism it’s fair game to belittle his homosexuality and his lifestyle. 

She’s charming.  There I said it.