Counterpoint: “A potential employer told me to send her a link, so I mailed her some sausage. “ How did this get printed?

C’mon, complaining about millennials, your better then that.

The flood gates opened in like the 51st minute and then it was just a Peckinpah film.

It sounded enough like cheering for the TV announcers to comment on it and for the Raptors players to step in and tell the audience not to cheer.

“Her gaping butthole, the brownest of buttholes.”

I don’t follow closely enough to know whether Ellis is good or not, but what is that gif supposed to demonstrate about her? How should a coach look between 76:21 and 76:22 of a 5-0 destruction of T&T, that she is not?

It’s gonna nice being able to root for USWNT without the previous caveats of “I just wish Hope Solo wasn’t a big fucking asshole”

...windmill-like right hands...

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

Then you should review the Time Value of Money principle.  

much like a swarm of wasps would disrupt a group of entomophobes having a picnic

I’m an actual lawyer (not that cool)

letting them rain merciless hellfire on an opposing defense

So the Blazers are the Fire Nation?

That’s a bad shot.

“The Sixers absolutely crapped themselves down the stretch and ended multiple clutch possessions without even getting a shot up.”

“and the second caught him in a painful place”

This is only a problem if the tape he ate was the one that was supposed to hold Todd Gurley’s knee together.