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jezebel1

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

Same, the time thing drove me crazy. Maybe they were trying to say that whatever time spent there could change a person, but I still struggled with the believably that this seemingly straight laced guy suddenly got a knuckle tattoo.

I kept on pointing out to my husband how the questions were improper and how the lawyer just saying things was not evidence. Don’t get me started on the young female attorney compromising her bar license and scoring coke just so the man could save the day & do the closing.

I’m crying at the loss of another one of my heroes. Thanks a lot, 2016.

And at a very typical age for schizophrenia to be manifesting.

The Chargers need to speed this process way up. If only they could add someone to their team to help impasse rush situations.

No, it has the Chargers.

He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.

Whoa bud. Thats Lesbian Shitasses to you.

I know! Fucking African teams CRUSHED it this year like they do every year didn’t they?!?

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

Me too. But then, I grew up in a medical family. No joke, we occasionally watched documentaries on TV showing surgical procedures being performed, while we ate dinner. I vividly recall the time a heart bypass was performed on live TV, carried on PBS. First live broadcast of an open heart surgery was how it was billed.

haha dang. wonder how she fares up against Harambe nationwide

Yes, Hillary Clinton is solely responsible for every foreign policy decision made in the last forty years. Fuck you for using the bombing of children to jerk yourself off ideologically.

By sheer coincidence, I say it’s ‘ridiculous’ to strongly imply that vaccines may not be safe because big government is bad.

SHE DIDN’T DELETE THE TWEET, SOMEONE ON HER CAMPAIGN DID.

Which may need to be redone every five years and should still be given to girls because guess what? There are girls who will get HPV before they become teenagers and the consequences can be fucking horrendous. Fuck you for being totally disengenuous.

She’s also anti-GMO and pro-homeopathy. What’s next, chemtrails and FEMA camps?

People will stop calling her anti-vaccine when she stops deliberately opening the door to make herself appear that way.

This is what someone who has never been vetted or tested or who has never had to stand up to scrutiny sounds like. She is used to catering to people who are anti everything. In the national stage, she is way out of her element. I can’t believe people are actually considering throwing away their vote for this amateur.