Dying over here - no pun intended! Thank you!

She was immediately charged for having an extra carry-on.

That’s it, I’m sick of flight delays.

They are “vital” to our home, she says

Lucky you. Our “common room” has some sort of vertical ironing machine, a vibrating platform that supposedly vibrates fat away, and our hedgehog’s home. That pretty much uses all the space

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Agreed. If Chelsea Clinton was the buyer and the seller decided to donate the proceeds to the NRA and write a note to that effect, we wouldn’t be celebrating it. I try to hold both sides to the same standard.

This isn’t cool, it’s mean. Consider whether you guys would want your private purchases displayed by any conservative who wanted to grandstand.

What a couple of dill holes. Sending thd note is fine, posting it for the world to see is a low class invasion of privacy.

Thanks so much for your order! It gave us an awesome excuse to release the details about a customer’s purchases while at the same time grandstanding and building publicity for our brand!

Because he wasn’t convicted.

Yea Tates!

All I know is I will NOT be voting for Bill Clinton this November.

Nonsense. Have you ever felt baby grip? If there were an index finger attached to a Saturn V rocket, those little fuckers could easily hitch a ride to the moon.

Question: Do you hate food? Follow up: Have you ever taken a Voight-Kampff test?

Exactly. “Flavor creme”? More like “flavor crime”.

Ask how they’d feel if a stranger came up to them on the street or in a store, made small talk, then asked for a hug. If you wouldn’t do it to a man, don’t do it to a woman! That is the rule.

This misses the point. Nico Hines’ staggering ignorance is the least shocking part of this article. The original piece included identifying information about these athletes—some of whom are from repressive countries where violence against LGBTQ individuals is common and sanctioned. With one incredibly crappy…

HA! Awesome! My next reply to I’m a hugger: “Great! I’m a biter!”

For real. I hate when people like, WHEN THEY FIRST MEET YOU, are like “I’m a hugger!” and just go in for a hug. NO. I don’t give a shit who you are. Can I punch you and say “I’m a puncher!”?